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"I'm just gonna…" *books it past them on all fours* "NOPENOPENOPENOPE!! FATHER!"

"DAMN IT, MOLTEN, YOU SPAGHETTI FUCK!-"

@bloody-family-au

(Hiii, Ollie :3)

“OW! My damn ears…!”

“Who the fuck is yelling???”

(*le gasp* SILLY VANNILY, HIIIIIIIII :3)

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I do like whenever ship names for tsams characters are just objects/words that correlate with the characters

Examples:

Theatergolf

Mechanical shark

Treasurebox

Startools

Idk I just think it’s neat

Ship names are always fun! You can basically do whatever as long as it fits the characters! No limits!

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(Forgot about this blog for a hot minute-)

Anybody got any ships to yap to me about?- I wish to see other people's ships and parings-

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(stole from @shootingstar-17)

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The shipping worms are clawing at my skull

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Heyyyy it's the "Eclipse's fucked up polycule" person!!!!

Back at it again with information !!!!!!!

So, obv not everyone can spend time with him all at once, but the cuddle piles when things align are INSANE. Eclipse nearly suffocates and he doesn't even need to breathe.

Almost everyone has different date preferences with him. Ruin spoils him rotten with cuddling and just being generally clingy, Francis takes him dimension hopping, EAPSMoon and Eclipse play video games, EAPSSun forces him to do something creative, Ballora and him gossip together over snacks, him and Roxanne watch movies, and Fem Eclipse/Clipsy and him hang out and either play video games or just lay in silence.

Occasionally, they have group hangouts, but it's usually something simply like watching movies together.

Eclipse honestly doesn't know how the polycule grew as large as it did, but the order in which it all happened was; Ruin, Roxanne, EAPS Sun and Moon, Ballora, Francis, then Clipsy.

There was a chart I made with the relationships between everyone in the polycule bc I thought it was funny, but it has since been lost to the depths of my drawing app 💔

That is all I have for now!!! Much love!!!!!

HI AGAIN, THANK YOU FOR THIS, I LOVE THIS AU

Losing stuff to the depts of ur app is so real-

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Whoever the "Eclipse's fucked up polycule" au anon was, please come back to my inbox, I would love to hear more about the au QwQ

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I was gonna post something but i forgot what it was.

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Because I'm indecisive as fuck, I've created a new ship because I couldn't choose between Moon x Moonie or Nexus x Moonie.

Moon x Moonie x Nexus

Moon³

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Okay, I know this is a tsbs and fnaf blog, but I have a cookie run ship, it's hollytaya

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I was baby Charlie and Gregory said kick the baby and started chasing me. I got revenge by beating him with a wrench >:)

Gregory tried to kick me in VRChat

Excuse me-

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I have a wonderful crack au called "Eclipse's fucked up polycule" and it's basically where everyone loves him and is trying to prove to him that he's deserving of love and affection

In the polycule, we have;

EAPS Sun

EAPS Moon

Francis

Ruin

EAPS Roxanne

Ballora (but it's more qpr than romantic with her)

And fuck it, let's add fem Eclipse in there too while we're at it

They do role call on dates bc there's so many of them

But they all love him very much bc I said so

Force him to accept the affection!!

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ECLIPSE X TAURUS! I SHIP THEM SO HARD AFTER THE RECENT EPISODE! Like I get Eclipse isn't a fan of Taurus but damn... The tension...

Haven't seen it yet(actually, i don't know which you're referring to, Anon), but tension-filled ships are fun!

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I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.

Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.

She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.

She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.

She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.

She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.

She should not call you names.

She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’

These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.

Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.

No one has the right to hurt you.

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I Have an idea for a ship name between Dark Sun and Bloodmoon since BloodySun is normal Sun x Bloodmoon.

CrimsonSun.