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Tara Strong got fired from the upcoming indie cartoon "Boxtown" for her disgustingly racist comments about Palestinians and now she's going on multiple different interviews trying to slander the show's crew and calling them antisemites. (Video after the tweet)

If you'd like to support Boxtown and its crew on their future endeavors follow their social medias below:

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yes you can have two fat characters ❤️ no, one does not have to be skinny. there can be MULTIPLE fat characters without a skinny one being part of the group

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mutual 1: if you really think about it achilles' armour in the iliad functions much like an exoskeleton and he patroclus and Hector exchange armour much like hermit crabs exchange their shells

mutual 2: my boyfriend would be such a good pope and i'd be such a good papal mistress

mutual 3: i need that middle aged roman senator pregnant NOW

mutual 4: #myonion

mutual 5: anyone want a bag of my hair

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you will describe tummy/waist fat as a "muffin top" (yummy treat?) and "love handles" (most romantic phrase ever?) and mean it in a derogatory way? when these things are obviously good?

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man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

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what are yall doing that we need this??

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Since being diagnosed with cancer my husband has become very willing to step into arguments at his workplace and elsewhere because “nobody wants to be seen yelling at the guy with brain cancer” and so far his success rate is shockingly high.

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I met a wolf in the field today

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I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

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fox spirit

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Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.