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Part four!!! This was originally going to be the last one buuut I think I have another idea :3c

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Momonga from Chiikawa. I'm deeply curious about if they would accept the contract or not

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You’re so evil…

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be funny to ignore the horrors

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Would milk bucket eat straight eggshells because their literally straight calcium....?

yes

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really everyone you love has something miserably wrong with them or an obvious flaw that won't ever be fixed but like it's up to you what kind of person you can and cannot deal with. someone in my family has anger issues which I can handle and diffuse with no problem, but a person who can't tolerate yelling could not be close to him. another person I know is very anxious & needs constant reassurance and she gets along famously with gentler and more straightforward people than myself, but I can't handle being second guessed all the time. someone who is loosey goosey with their morals wouldn't bother me, but a person with a profound sense of justice makes me feel afraid of getting on their bad side. none of these traits actually make someone a bad person & just because there are personalities I can't handle doesnt mean I'M a bad person either. litany against callout posts for stupid shit and simple incompatibilities we all have to live on this earth together & need to learn how to deal with each other

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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

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What music would Asriel like?

apparently canonically he has shitass music taste I guess 😭

this aside (hardly) I think it's honestly. a funny as fuck headcanon that he's kind of ever so slightly an annoying music hipster LOL for some reason I have this in my head. and I say this both for undertale and deltarune I think flowey would refuse to admit he maybe doesn't hate ALL mainstream music ever because he thinks he's allat for listening to everything he possibly could across resets

(also for those of u who may not know the ever relevant religious ska music is referencing the real life band five iron frenzy)

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ohhhh I need to squish her

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im very late but happy gay month

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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their friendshit is so important to me that i saw these 2 stupid fucking hats and thought of them right away

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my shop is OPEN!!! with lots of new goodies too. please check it out!

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