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a horrible unicorn wine holder that took me a second to parse, bumpa's rack, and (my new son) piplop (i took home bumpa's rack and piplop)
I love Piplop
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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet
#unfortunately i fall for this shit So fucking easy#unable to tell if someones messing eoth me or not </3#Funny when its slmeone else though
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MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨❤️💋👨💞
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#SHES THE EVER#anyone else have that one character that whenever they see they have to restrain themself from pouncing at#Yup
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ouf. scared
#juniper.txt#i ummm i found someone else#who knows this shit#course they had it worse than me like a LOT#but um. maybe i can help them feel. less alone? and stuff?
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clarification time i thought a confession blog i followed got deleted but they literally just disappeared from my following list for no reason i was still following them even so i dont think it was a block or anything. theyre back on my list now its cool
NO THEY GOT FUCKIG NUKED
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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"The important thing is not how long you live… It's what you accomplish with your life. While I live, I want to shine. I want to prove that I exist."
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Ten hundred IQ wunk
#am i a cactus nerd if i know the species the cats gonna bite..........#thats a mammillaria elongata!
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they got the community :{
they did </33
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YOU DON'T NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT TO LOOK HOT THAT'S THE DEVIL TALKING
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