cosmicvhstape
cosmicvhstape
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He/She • Butch • Tired Comssions! -> https://cosmicvhstape.carrd.co Plays Santiago in miskath railway ic by @mikocha
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cosmicvhstape · 2 months ago
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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness
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cosmicvhstape · 4 months ago
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So pikmin dropped seeds in 1 and 2 if they were mature flowers in battle. This implies they’re capable of plant sexual reproduction via pollination. Otherwise the condition of being a flower wouldn’t matter and they’d drop seeds regardless of maturation level.
I don’t know if white and purple pikmin can do this since I never had them die in the over world for the seeds to be available next day, as seedlings weren’t ready to pick until the day after the battle in pikmin 1 at least.
Could be fun. Hybridization of pikmin types could be possible if this method were true. That or the the seeds would select whatever pikmin had a dominant gene over the other. I don’t know if an even mix of pikmin types would be possible.
For example, common types like the primary colored pikmin would always win out between cross pollination of rare types like the purples and whites. Seedlings would always be primary. Between rare types, I’m unsure of the outcome.
Speculation in the spirit of pikmin.
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cosmicvhstape · 8 months ago
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as a phrase, “she [x] on my [x] til’ i [x]” only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action it’s a smart joke (for example, “she strogan me off til i beef” uses the word “beef stroganoff’ but also makes a “stroking off” joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said “she san on my pelli til’ i grino” which begs the question of what ‘sanning’ is, what a ‘pelli’ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what ‘grinoing’ could possibly be.)
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cosmicvhstape · 8 months ago
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Doing this for the only character I ever talk about, Santiago my DND character....
1. Whiskey is his go to drink order, as that's often what he prefers to drink alcohol wise, but he's also a very big fan of tea and while he doesn't buy it often if he's given some he will absolutely drink it
2. He's pretty strict on his cleaning routine especially in the spring seasons when he starts shedding fur, it's not as rigorous as it was before he died as he doesn't have direct access to baths and showers all the time now, but he tries to stay as clean as he can when he's staying in rotthold, and will do his best to take at baths every other day as is fur takes a bit to dry and he doesn't have access to things to make him dry faster anymore. He also brushes his fur daily when he's not on the road, currently his hair is shaved so he doesn't have much of it to take care of but he is fluffy as it's winter! And so tries his best to brush at least his face and chest while he's on the road just to keep everything as clean as possible. He has to brush himself three times a day in spring just because of how much fur he's shedding, it ends up being enough to make a whole 'nother Santiago a lot of the time. It's just too much fur.....
3. I think it's probably Magdalene's (His horse's) saddle and getting good food and tools for her is where a lot of his income ends up going a lot of the time. Just cause he doesn't really have anything else to spend it on, though he is looking for a couple items currently, they aren't for himself.
4. Well.
Yes he does! Many, he's got a few gunshot wounds on his stomach from fights, and some old scarring on his feet and legs, but no scars on his face besides a small tear in his right ear he got when he was younger and a chip in his left horn that's more recent. But on his left arm he has star shaped burn scars spanning up from his upper arm to the base of his neck and they cover mostly his left shoulder/shoulder blade. Tattoo wise he has a very very big tattoo to the Everlight on his back due to having been a paladin for her previously, this caused. Issues. Slightly. And on the right arm he's got a sleeve tattoo it's a magical tattoo and it's currently being redesigned but those are the only two tattoos he has.
5. Oh his private session. There's a quote about it somewhere.
6. He was the oldest of two :-]
7. Despite being a minotaur he does have feet and not hooves, He's got a pair of brown cowboy boots on, they're a fairly simple make and stitching, no special designs or leather colors, he's only needed then repaired once over the three years he's got them and that was just the inner soles as he walks very heavily on his heels and needs the inserts replaced occasionally
8. He'll usually sleep next to Magdalene, while on the road, he's usually pressed up against her at night for anxiety reasons and him needing to make sure she's safe 24/7 but when he's in rotthold he'll get a room at Roxie's and has sort of permanently set of residence in one of the rooms. He'll probably stay there until Roxie kicks him out or he's able to go home/get a home in rotthold.
9. He doesn't really celebrate holidays any longer due to not really having anyone to celebrate with, but will often stop by Roxie's for company and drinks and food on those days despite it being rowdier than usual, he did celebrate holidays somewhat consistently when he was with his parents and sister, and then again when he was serving under the Everlight, and may do something again with the party if it's brought up as he does deeply enjoy celebrating holidays. He doesn't have a favorite holiday, as they've sort of passed as blurs the last few years, and he doesn't really remember what is going on when. This is also my way of saying that I'm not extremely intimate with the exandria calendar and holidays. But I think his favorite would have been Zenith and he'd really enjoy Day of Heart and Hearth. He does celebrate the Raven Queen's holiday and it's very much a personal thing as a lot of the time, it wasn't a happy holiday for him the last three years, he mostly just got drunk and cried...
10. He always keeps his lantern with him in his bag, he's very protective over it so it's very rare to see him without it and if he is seen without it is definitely in his room or with Magdalene! He also always keeps his rosary and the bracelet that was given to him by Persimmon on his person at all times! But that's mostly the extent of important items he keeps with him, he keeps his gun and sword with him and will also keep his guitar on him, but those are also often left with Magdalene when he's out and about.
So my problem with most ‘get to know your character’ questioneers is that they’re full of questions that just aren’t that important (what color eyes do they have) too hard to answer right away (what is their greatest fear) or are just impossible to answer (what is their favorite movie.)  Like no one has one single favorite movie. And even if they do the answer changes.
If I’m doing this exercise, I want 7-10 questions to get the character feeling real in my head. So I thought I’d share the ones that get me (and my students) good results: 
What is the character’s go-to drink order? (this one gets into how do they like to be publicly perceived, because there is always some level of theatricality to ordering drinks at a bar/resturant)
What is their grooming routine? (how do they treat themselves in private)
What was their most expensive purchase/where does their disposable income go? (Gets you thinking about socio-economic class, values, and how they spend their leisure time)
Do they have any scars or tattoos? (good way to get into literal backstory) 
What was the last time they cried, and under what circumstances? (Good way to get some *emotional* backstory in.) 
Are they an oldest, middle, youngest or only child? (This one might be a me thing, because I LOVE writing/reading about family dynamics, but knowing what kinds of things were ‘normal’ for them growing up is important.)
Describe the shoes they’re wearing. (This is a big catch all, gets into money, taste, practicality, level of wear, level of repair, literally what kind of shoes they require to live their life.)
Describe the place where they sleep. (ie what does their safe space look like. How much (or how little) care / decoration / personal touch goes into it.)
What is their favorite holiday? (How do they relate to their culture/outside world. Also fun is least favorite holiday.) 
What objects do they always carry around with them? (What do they need for their normal, day-to-day routine? What does ‘normal’ even look like for them.) 
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cosmicvhstape · 8 months ago
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im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine
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cosmicvhstape · 8 months ago
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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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cosmicvhstape · 9 months ago
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cosmicvhstape · 10 months ago
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La Tempesta
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cosmicvhstape · 10 months ago
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#WerewolfWednesday Well actually more of a "Werejackal/cynocephalus" but it counts in my book ;) Would love to grow my collection of 'woodcut' werewolves so if some is interested in a piece like this let me know :D
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cosmicvhstape · 11 months ago
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popped off with this one im afraid
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cosmicvhstape · 11 months ago
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LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO ANGRY.....
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little guying my destiny ocs + @cosmicvhstape 's oc Jackal-34
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cosmicvhstape · 11 months ago
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Let them have a little baby girl!!!! Let him find her on the doorstep or somethingggg
Man I haven't even mentioned the part where Solaris wants to be a girl dad SOOO bad it plagues me every time I think about it there's so much I still haven't talked about AUGH
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cosmicvhstape · 11 months ago
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God it messes me up because I genuinely think all four of them are ON THE BRINK. Like genuinely none of them are mentally stable in this au. And the fact that the witness was so close to having all four of them because Sol is so genuinely the family's rock also makes me start shaking and my tummy hurt
Oh hi mind if I drop my Destiny oc art here? Okay thanks
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This is my exo warlock Solaris-9 (he/him) but in like an evil AU this is not his normal outfit. He looks like this normally:
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And this is his titan partner Centauri-14 (they/he)
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These are some other au concepts I'm still fleshing out lol
Ok that's all byeee
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cosmicvhstape · 11 months ago
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sure ill post these
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cosmicvhstape · 11 months ago
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'but in like an evil au' you can't say that and then not just mention he literally develops a god complex and leaves his family and unintentionally makes his daughter sacrifice herself to keep him safe???
Oh hi mind if I drop my Destiny oc art here? Okay thanks
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This is my exo warlock Solaris-9 (he/him) but in like an evil AU this is not his normal outfit. He looks like this normally:
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And this is his titan partner Centauri-14 (they/he)
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These are some other au concepts I'm still fleshing out lol
Ok that's all byeee
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cosmicvhstape · 11 months ago
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WELL HE'S ONE NOW ISN'T HE...... UGHHH AAUGHHHBAUAGH 😭😭😭😭 He's got vess..... Oiugh...
Man I haven't even mentioned the part where Solaris wants to be a girl dad SOOO bad it plagues me every time I think about it there's so much I still haven't talked about AUGH
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cosmicvhstape · 11 months ago
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Impulsive drawing of Solaris in a suit ✨
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