cosmo-in-a-can

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“has being medicated made you feel more like yourself?” i’m going to be real with you. I don’t even know who that guy is

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My medication reminder app decided to translate itself to finnish during the latest update. It also added a streak feature, congratulating you for keeping up a continuous streak of days when you took all your meds, which I admit is pretty cute.

Unfortunately, while the word they used for "streak" is the same one as the one that's in "winning streak", the same word is also used for when you spend multiple days back to back completely drunk. So the cute message of "congratulations! You're on a four day winning streak of taking your meds perfectly every single day!" is both possible and far more likely to interpret as "congrats! You've been continuously drunk nonstop for four days now!"

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A lot of your low level, standard transphobia stems from the belief that males and females are fundamentally separate species. That’s why you get so many attack helicopter jokes; the difference between men and women might as well be the difference between men and helicopters.

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well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

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A hill i will die standing on is that picky eaters deserve respect and accommodation and to eat food they enjoy too. Sensory issues, disliked flavors, allergies, intolerances, cultural differences, religious restrictions, moral or political choices, they all deserve to be given consideration if you know you're gonna be cooking for them and to not be excluded from the fundamental right to food & access to the many important social bonding acitivities centered around food

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2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)

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“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

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“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

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“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

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i post in a few communities focused on helping people identify ai-generated images and something i'm noticing a lot is how many people are paying for a "business logo" and receiving an ai generated image.

y'all, even before generative ai, if a business logo is commissioned, you are owed at the very least a raw .psd file. standard practice is to provide a vector image, because a logo needs to look good at several sizes, but a raw editable .psd is the bare minimum. receiving a .jpg or .png is not accomplishing the directive of providing a logo, at best you are receiving a logo concept.

maybe tumblr isn't the right audience for this but i have to vent my frustrations here because this is a scam that could be avoided just by people understanding what it is they require. you don't even have to be good at telling if something is ai or not to avoid this problem, because ai cannot vectorize or provide layers! aaaaghh!

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked

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should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

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should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

[cosmo-in-a-can]

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now