Michael, 24, I play some instruments, I play some games, I have a dog, and I'm kinda gay
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An Instagram ad telling me not to tape my laptop camera is the most suspicious shit ever
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moon knight, or its alternate title, Knight at the Museum
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Tips for gamers

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Was scheduled for an 8 hour shift yesterday that leads into 4 hours of sleep that leads into a 10 hour shift today, so happy fuckin Black Friday I guess ✌🏽
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I just remembered when the alarm went off at one of the tables in my store and I had the keys and my coworker was like “oh can you go turn it off” and I was like “okay so you should know that I can’t hear where the alarm is coming from, my right ear is very bad so everything sounds like it’s coming from the left even when I turn my head” and he was like “it’s fine, you’ll find it” AND HE WATCHED ME WALK AROUND THE TABLE WITH THE ALARM IN A FULL CIRCLE ALL THE WAY AROUND SEARCHING FOR THE TABLE THAT WAS RINGING AND HE WAS LIKE “it‘s that table” and I was like I’m SORRY
#i damaged my right ear by not wearing ear plugs when i learned to play the trumpet#i had the entire trumpet line to my right and just never protected my ears
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“I came in here last week looking for the cheapest device and one of your co-workers gave it to me and it doesn’t run ANYTHING like your good ones!” is an actual situation I had to deal with today
#retail is wild#i literally had to just be like ‘yeah this one is not like the good ones’#and he was like ‘well I wish someone TOLD me that’#IT WAS $600 CHEAPER THAN THE AVERAGE DEVICE
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Working with a bunch of straight men is funny because casual mildly homophobic jokes make their way into the work groupchat and the straight men don’t know there are actually 3 gays on this team
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Another life update: I own 14 different sets of dice purely because I think they look nice
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