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reblog if u like titties

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i CANT be the only one who think the first verse of Teenagers by MCR fits Divergent SO WELL

They’re gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books to make a citizen out of you

Because they sleep with a gun and keep an eye on you son, so they can’t watch all the things you do

Because the drugs never work, they’re gonna give you a smirk cause they got methods of keeping you clean

They’re gonna rip off your heads, your aspirations to shreds

Another cog in the murder machine

like come ON it’s perfect

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"I asked Grok.""I asked Chat gpt." ok, well, i asked Sam winchester, and he said,"So get this...

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Happy Father’s Day to my fav dilf 🤗

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dean + henleys

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why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

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Cop: What are you names?

Johnny: Don't tell them, Y/n.

Cop, writing: Y/n...

Y/n: Bloody good job, Johnny!

Cop, writing: Johnny...

Simon:

Simon: Simon.

Cop, writing: Simon...

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i CANT be the only one who think the first verse of Teenagers by MCR fits Divergent SO WELL

They’re gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books to make a citizen out of you

Because they sleep with a gun and keep an eye on you son, so they can’t watch all the things you do

Because the drugs never work, they’re gonna give you a smirk cause they got methods of keeping you clean

They’re gonna rip off your heads, your aspirations to shreds

Another cog in the murder machine

like come ON it’s perfect

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

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bush peeking thru the bikini summer

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Call of duty, short, price, ghost

Part 8 COD shorts

Masterlist

Price- “ I never told you to train her, I told you to protect her!”

Ghost- “ her training will protect her”

Price- “ you turned my daughter into a bloody psycho killer”

Ghost- “ oh she was already psycho sir”

Price- “ I know, that's why she shouldn't be so highly trained, you see the problem right she'll be dropping bodies weekly”

A loud scream draws their attention and they look out the window and see her putting a cadet in the lion's kill hold. The cadet trying to free himself, panicked and her smiling like a maniac.

Price is pinching his brows, letting out a deep sigh knowing this is only the beginning of a whole new level of problems. And Ghost looks all too pleased, her form is perfect, she is an excellent student.

Price- “ its on you to clean up the bodies”

Ghost- “ I'll make that our next lesson”

Price- “ lord help us all”

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cut him some slack, cassie, he’s still getting used to it

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ever since I was a little girl I knew I belonged in the lap of a big strong man who treasures and adores me

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a long hug from a man with big biceps would cure me

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I’m still not over that shtriga episode…

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Y/n: I am a piece of trash.

Simon: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obliged to pick you up. Is seven okay ?

Y/n: *heart eyes* you smooth fucker.