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Sometimes I have the urge to get a cactus and then I remember I really don’t have room for a cactus.

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Warhammer fandom elsewhere on the internet: *nerd bros with memes from 2011 and vaguely weird vibes talking about which primarchs could beat up which*

Warhammer fans on Tumblr: Omg. my guy. My dude. My little humfus blumfus. My skroinky paloinky. My blorbo. Littlest of meow meows. *points towards Deathkiller Skullscream the Vile, Lord of the infamous warband the Boneflayers from Planet Murder, whose least significant warcrimes involve torturing civilians to distill hard drugs out of their neural tissue (its more potent if they die screaming) and owning an entire planet as his own personal torture chamber which he goes to to unwind after a hard day of orphan murdering and slave trading*

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I have been given a new child and it is beautiful I am accepting name suggestions!

Also enjoy Ricardo the succulent in his little terrarium on the right.

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heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

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heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

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There's this perception on here among neurodivergent people that neurotypical social behaviour is all fake and arbitrary. That it's a cruel, baseless game played to "weed out" ND people or to cause pain and complicate things on purpose.

This is wrong. All of those social rules and nuances ARE communication. Sorry if this is rude but it's not the NTs' fault if things don't gel- the gap goes both ways. Just because communication doesn't make sense to you, doesn't mean it's random or purposeless. Remember this post?

Every interaction in an NT conversation has purpose, and communicates something, and I don't understand why nobody ever explains this to ND people. There's information on basic stuff like facial expressions, but never what any of it actually means.

Small talk about the weather isn't about the weather. It's about how nice it is to be around the people you're talking to, or feeling out their understanding of the world, or just saying that you're both present and people and you're being people together. It's not literal. The words are, but the broad scope isn't.

A conversation is not just an exchange of words, it's an exchange of acknowledgement, attention, and emotional understanding. Of course it confuses people when their part in that exchange is met with flat affect or unembelished words. It's like looking in a mirror and not seeing your reflection.

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Why, in seven fucks is my ability to update my graphics drivers based around having a fucking Nvidia account I don’t want a Nvidia account I don’t want their goddamn marketing emails just give me my fucking drivers you absolute nut fuckers

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Made it to and into the elevator. Then down to the first floor. Realized I could drive like this and that the first floor bathroom was closed for the night. Pressed the third floor button went back to the level I was just on to poop. Thank you for joining me on this ten minute adventure

One of my two office days this month. My big boss also is here. I’m the last one in the building packed up and ready to leave unfortunately, as I prepare to start walking, I feel the need to take a massive shit. She’s in the private office space. It’s a race against time to rain my ass and leave before she leaves that office and try’s to talk to me.

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One of my two office days this month. My big boss also is here. I’m the last one in the building packed up and ready to leave unfortunately, as I prepare to start walking, I feel the need to take a massive shit. She’s in the private office space. It’s a race against time to rain my ass and leave before she leaves that office and try’s to talk to me.

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Me: asks to call someone at work because explaining this over voice is probably much easier.

Them: *seen*

Me: I’m sO soRRy wHY am i Like this!

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Is… is the move it about something that isn’t a clown?

I’m not getting much out of it except that lions and unicorns are mortal enemies, which is badass.

(It’s because lions are solar and unicorns are lunar if you’re wondering)

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When I’m going through it I have one thing that really helps me reliably. Doesn’t make the panic/ seasonal depression/ all the bad shit go away but it helps make it bearable. I WILL EAT BREAKFAST TOMORROW. I will in all likelihood go to bed wake up and feast upon my favorite food sub genre and be at peace for the time it takes me to eat my buttered toast and sausage and some eggs. Point is whatever is happening there is something at some point in your future you can look forward too, even if it’s just breakfast.

this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass

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Post I needed today thanks

I sit on my little skeptic throne of witchcraft and enjoy it all because either magic is real and I’m very in tune with myself and the world around me, or it’s not and I become a master of meditation and good mental attitude and I get a fuck ton of shiny little trinkets and nicknacks that bring me immense joy there is no losing here

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Literally the only reason I entered this profession is that it’s the closest I’ll ever get to dnd style magic. In good news some blessedly interesting soul decided to name the little programs that do things behind the curtain that you almost never see “Deamons” so I get to have a little chuckle that I work with deamons all day.

Then I get to cry because my terminally oatmeal flavored co-workers ruin it when they refer to them as services.

God I hate the take of "Lmao computer programmer are literally heckin wizards!!!!" But Jesus fucking Christ sometimes it feels like I could tell people their computer is literally haunted by demons and they would believe me.

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Oh… well… I retract my indignation carry on.