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Need help with medical costs
I scheduled an appointment with a traumatologist next week and Id like not to be short on money when I have to pay the cost of the appointment. I assume itll be around 40 us dollars considering I could cover some with our insurance. If any money isnt used on the appointment i could use it for other necessities like groceries or punctual meals. sorry for asking for money so often, Im currently looking for a job I can take on alongside college. I hope its understandable.
My Paypal. My ko-fi. I have commissions open.
Please share and reblog, please dont tag as anything unless its for accessibility. Thank you 🫀
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You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African
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Help a disabled mouse stay squeaky clean!
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I need help affording a new shower chair. I just moved house and mine was broken in the move.
It'll cost me $100-$150 depending on how sturdy a chair I get. I've bought cheaper ones before and they never last very long.
I cannot shower without my chair, as standing that long to shower leaves me exhausted, in pain and lightheaded. I also cannot sit on the shower floor, as it's a small shower and I won't be able to get back up.
If you're able to help me with affording a new one, thank you.
Here is my paypal and kofi
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cosmosees · 34 minutes
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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Goobie Snoobert
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please watch this i cant stop thinking about it
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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.
We went there.
*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*
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my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that
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it'd be cool if silver's psychokinesis had more mind elements to it. like he has telekinesis and stuff but what if he was actually psychic or something.
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sometimes my friends send me good reels
(op)
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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Are you twelve
No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ive been following you for so goddamn long and i just realized that your url is probably actually "cosmo sees" but ive been pronouncing it in the same way you would "osmosis" in my brain this entire time
see the funny thing is that my preferred handle IS cosmosis, but that url was taken on here
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this is by far my favourite bongo image. the slurperrrr
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hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character
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