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I saw a post going around a while ago (including from a non-US moot) about getting comfortable lying to law enforcement

Here's the thing. In the US.

DO NOT TALK TO LAW ENFORCEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

If you are in a situation where you're lying to law enforcement, you are already interacting too much. STOP TALKING.

You can ask if you are free to go. You can keep asking.

Per the National Lawyers Guild, ESPECIALLY do not lie to the FBI. Do not say things to them that could be construed as lying. Those are serious charges. The best way around that is NOT TALKING.

In the words of the National Lawyers Guild: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Okay here is an updated list (6/2/2025) of all my DRs! Also if you are curious about any of the feel free to ask questions!

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So I've decided my descendants DR is going to be a musical (because I'm a theatre nerd), but I need help deciding how the musical numbers work in my DR. I don't know if I want to sing in front of a bunch of people who aren't also singing but I also think walking around campus and passing someone mid musical number would be fun.

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i dont know who needs to hear this but as a general PSA for those who pay people online for goods and services: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE BUYING. While it might seem funny to write a clever note along with your transaction, any sort of hint that you're buying something nsfw or even mildly suggestive poses a huge risk that the person you're paying is getting their method of payment shut down permanently. transaction services are stricter than ever. "thanks for the boobs" is a pipe bomb that only needs one pair of eyes to be noticed. loose lips sink ships

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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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The Onion continues to never miss

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So I fell asleep listening to my playlist for my new Descendants DR, and for some reason I keep seeing Mattheo in that DR (Yes I added Matty to my new DR) like he was following me around in my dream 😅 it was kind of creepy

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This Post from 2019 is getting notes for some reason so I felt compelled to redraw it

I stick by my initial opinion that she should look less human

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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Oddly Specific Chipotle Headcanons: Daredevil Character Edition

from someone that's been working at chipotle for over a year (save me)

Matt: bowl, brown rice, no beans, chicken, queso on the side he dips his chicken in, mild salsa, corn, cheese, lettuce, side tortilla (he eats it separately), no chips, water cup, pays on his card but asks to break his 5 so he can put all 5 in the tip jar (he likes to eat outside of the resteraunt because the fresh cooking food right there is annoying on his senses)

Foggy: bowl or burrito, white rice, pinto beans, barbacoa (or honey chicken), fajitas, medium salsa, pinch of hot salsa, corn, light sour cream, double cheese, guac in the bowl, chips, medium watermelon limeade, pays in cash and puts his change in the tip jar

Karen: salad, two vinigarettes, light white rice, black beans, carne asada (or chicken), mild salsa, small sour cream on the side, light cheese, guac in the bowl, chips sometimes, mexican sprite, puts a couple ones in the tip jar

Claire: bowl, brown rice, pinto beans, steak (or al pastor), queso, fajitas, medium salsa, hot salsa, corn, cheese, guac, lettuce, chips and guac, medium coke or berry agua fresca, depends on how busy she is especially if she's on break but usually puts her change from her order in the tip jar

Fisk: soft tacos, carnitas, light medium, sour cream on the side, cheese, no chips, apple nan, doesn't tip

Wesley: burrito, mix of both rices, black beans, steak and chicken double, mild salsa, medium salsa, corn, cheese, lettuce, no chips, grapefruit izze, depends on how busy he is but usually tries to tip a bit if it's busy or there's only one person on line and cash

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A letter to my DR S/O

I have been looking for you forever. Since the moment I was taught to dream of white dresses and prince charmings. I've been looking for you. I've been looking for you after every birthday party wishes, every school dance, and every late-night gas station ice cream run. I've been looking for you… you never showed up when they said you would… you never showed up at all, but I kept looking. Eventually, I found little bits of you. That joke my best friend cracks when I'm having a bad day, the compliment I got from someone I don't know, the smile I use to say hello, the way the clouds race towards the horizon, the way my mother says good morning with freshly brewed coffee in the pot for me, dog eared book pages, all the times I rush to my phone to connect with someone I've never met, it all has traces of you. In looking for you, I've learned to love life, love others, and love myself. In looking for you, I've learned to stop looking and just live. Part of me is worried I'll miss you, but it's okay. I'm not looking anymore. I know you're looking for me too. I know you'll find me like you promised you would. I’m waiting for you, but in the meantime, I’ll keep living. It’s what you’d want me to do anyway.

Your move, pretty boy. Come find me.

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whenever i doubt shifting being real the image of that dude about to hit diamonds flashes in my mind and i go back to my silly little scripts.

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I made the house crests based off of how I remember them from my DR memories (also bc I want a replica of my Quidditch jersey for Christmas

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I don’t know if anyone else is at this point in their shifting journey, but I don’t really care when I wake up in my CR anymore. I know I’m going to be in my DR at some point, and I’m constantly shifting to new versions of my CR every day, so it doesn’t matter when I shift. What’s a few years of work in my CR compared to a whole lifetime in my DR?