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Gortex
It's so cold out today! I had to get out my big winter coat...I really need to wear it now but I'm a little annoyed already because I just KNOW that people are going to make fun of it. Last winter, I was in the wine store wearing it and someone called me "Puff ball." >_> Mind your own business. What gives you the right to criticize my coat? Maybe you're warm enough to not wear a Gortex coat. If so, consider yourself lucky. But you still have no right to make fun of me. Take your warm-privilege elsewhere, please. Also, I swear Saddam Hussein is a double-parker.
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Wishes
Do you ever just wish you could be draped in velvet all day long? Unfortunately, anti-velvites like to force their rigid, non-plush beliefs onto Georgekin around the globe. That's all for today. I've got a date with a hunk of cheese the size of a car battery.
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Am I Alone?
Are there any other Georgekin out there? Or even someone who doesn't relate to George, but someone similarly "uncool"? I know this isn't going to sound like a very neat thing to be, but I really feel like George and I are one and the same. I'm not ashamed to be Georgekin, and I shouldn't be. One final note to start off my blog--Today I felt really oppressed because my significant other got so upset at me for trying to eat a sandwich during sex. I can do what I want...it wasn't hurting anyone. I don't know, I suppose I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
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