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My hot take is that the sleepover chronicles episodes were pretty boring (maybe except for the toman one)

The Toman one is my favorite. (Remind me to make something where his family appears)

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I low-key wish they would've shown JP's dad. Like bro gets mentions but we've never seen at least a picture of him. I REALLY JUST WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE MERCERS-

I know bro is in Canada but it would've been cool if we got an episode where Jp goes right Canada to visit his dad. I would gave even appreciated him appearing in a photo or sm.

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Sorry that you need help, but I want to stay on topic, and this blog is for ppl's takes on Craig of the Creek, not a clarity show.

Welcome to Craig Of The Creek Hot Takes where you tell me and all of the fandom your unpopular opinions about Craig Of The Creek. I'll go first: Vancraig has got to be the worst mistake Craig Of The Creek made. There I said it, now it's your turn/nf

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it messes me up that craig of the creek could've comfortably gone on for forever had it not been fucked by the discovery merger

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To all the Palestine bots that have plauged the ask box of this blog today I would like to give you an honorable fuck you.

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BIG AGREE WITH THE OTHER PERSON WHO SAID THAT PEOPLE BABY GEORGE TOO MUCH!!!! I love love love all the Tea Timers so much, but it's important to remember that all three of them kinda suck! They make other kids fight for fun and all enjoy it (see literally their introductory episode). Does this make them horrible? No! They're eleven at the oldest! There is plenty of time for change and growth and all that. Could the girls treat George better? Yeah, but I think that's the least of the issues when it comes to them and morality.

I think it comes down to the lovely trend in fandoms where people love and forgive guys for pretty much anything but girls have to like "prove it" or whatever?? Idk that's a much bigger conversation, bottom line WE LOVE ALL THREE TEA TIMERS!!! THEY'RE SO FUN!!! WE LOVE GOOFY VILLAIN CHARACTERS!!!!

TEA TIMERS SLANDER IS NOT TOLERATED!!!

I feel like the George babying got worse after SK confessed to George, it literally got to point people wanted George to stop being friends with the Eliza and Jane all together and only spend time with SK.

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The Tea Timers genuinely like each other. Despite how the fandom portrays them (specifically George and Eliza's dynamic), the Tea Timers do not have an unhealthy friendship.

Eliza is not forcing Jane and George to be mean. At the same time, Jane and George are not being friends with Eliza because they're scared.

The series shows time and time again how much the Tea Timers genuinely have fun together and yet the fandom treats their friendship as if they're faking it for appearances.

The demonization of Eliza isn't really making the fandom look any better either, as her personality is far more tame than how the fans describe it as.

As a Tea Timer lover, you have no idea how happy I am to read this.

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Ppl who say they dont like George x Secret Keeper cause its not developed/came out of no where baffle me 😭 like no duh it’s underdeveloped its two background characters who we barely see anything of to begin with

Also not to mention? SK was shown mainly in like one other episode before Iron Fist (i think thats the episode name) and his ?? whole thing is being secretive OF COURSE we wouldnt know about his crush on George before the episode THATS THE POINT 😭😭😭

If you dont ship it i dont mind sorry if this sounds like aggressive or anything ship what you want dislike what you want those are just my thoughts on it

I recently lost interest in Bottled Blueberries. But I like your point on the Secret Keeper being secretive, so that's why we didn't know that they like each other.

However, I would have preferred for them to have some interactions prior to Silver Fist Returns, even if it was minor interactions. It's just a preference me and a lot of people have when it comes to canon ships, if the show wants to make a ship canon they have to show the characters interacting I hate when a ship just comes out the blue and we're expected to like it.

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I don't see the problem with headcanoning george as bisexual

Mecore

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NOT TO BE ANNOYING BUT I HAVE TO RANT

IT PISSES ME OFF SOOOO BADLY THAT THE CREEK ELDERS JUST AREN'T HERE

Like. THOSE GUYS HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE SERIES

THEY WERE LITERALLY IN THE CREEK LONGER THEN THE KIDS HAVE

ALL OF THEM AND ESPECIALLY MARK GOT A WHOLE ASS ARC TOGETHER

THEY ALSO GO FAR BACK AS THEY FIRST SHOW IN A 15 YEAR OLD YOUTUBE SERIES AND HAVE THE MOST HISTORY OUT OF ANYONE IN THE SHOW FOR IT

BUT BECAUSE OF PLOT REASONS THEY JUST. DON'T SHOW UP IN THE FINAL EPISODE AT ALL AND DON'T GET TO BE IN THE BIG GROUP PHOTO WITH ALL THE CREEK KIDS???

Like I'm sorry but if actual one-off characters like the slime kids get to be in this big photo surely you r think of an excuse for the creek elders to come to the Creek one last time ???

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Mark/David is just Squidward/SpongeBob but with twinks while being less interesting, less funny and less possible.

I can't say it out loud or I'll get crucified.

Welp, you've come to the right place lol

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Demisexual Green Poncho. Idk why that is my headcanon for him but it is. Or Demiaroace Poncho.

Nonbinary Turner. Or tranmasc Turner. All I know is Turner ain't cis and/or doesn't care about pronouns /silly

Any pronouns user Brigid

Demi Lesbian Kelsey

Closeted Gay Jason

Bicurious Craig

Straight ally asexual JP or Queerplatonic JP

Closeted bi George

Closeted Lesbian Jane

Bi Eliza

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Wildernessa x Craig being canon doesn't make sense to me...

Any time Wildernessa looks at him she just looks annoyed/disgusted with him...She doesn't seem like she likes him at ALL...

Of course there's the Puppy Love episode but everything before that just seems like she dislikes him.

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I am absolutely in love with how body diverse the show is. I’m also happy that it isn’t afraid to go against traditional gender norms(cough Kelsey cough J.P).

I know many shows do that but it’s the exception while here it’s just as normal as cis people with common cartoon frames.

I kinda wish we got an explicitly stated autistic creek kid or a character with Down Syndrome. That would make an interesting adventure.

Kelsey and Revolutionary girl utena thank you for punching gender norms in the face.

I was honestly pretty happy Jason had a lisp and he wasn't made into a one note joke character whose only purpose is to look stupid, there's an actual character/charm to him. I myself have a speech impediment and I felt so seen. I miss my son.

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while I'm here, I actually really like Wildernessa as a character! I'm personally not a huge fan of her romantic relationship with Craig, but it has grown on me over the years, and there's a lot more to here outside of that!

Also she and the Forest Scouts would have actually been really good friends because they're all committed to helping protect the Creek's wildlife

Despite Wildernessa (sadly) being ruined for me by some of her fans forcing me to like her in the past, I'm actually kinda glad you enjoy her.

I like to think her and Jason become frienemies when they're older. Or develop a friendship similar to Kel and Aubrey from Omori, they fight like hell but they care for each other (Wildernessa being the Kel and Jason being the Aubrey)

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When i say that JP deserves more content, that includes angst. I need more JP angst.....

Bro you just reminded me of a Jp angst fic about Jp being sensitive to loud noises but it was taken down a day later. I didn't even get to read it...

PERMANENT DEPRESSION