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Two women eat sandwiches in a 24 hour Tesco store after a night out drinking (2008)

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When the speedo is wet and translucent enough to see HOG

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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i just watched a professional cat judge call a cat a “sack of oats” in a positive way

Edit here is the video.

“It’s a female, I love the length of her body. Pick her up here she hangs like a sack of oats. Nice, round, open expression.”

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Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

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happy mint and basil monday everyone

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Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it

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happy mint and basil monday everyone. basil feature week

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I've been made aware that some grifters are promoting beef tallow as a replacement for sunblock, saying you can "make your one SPF with this!"

That is not true. You are literally basting yourself like a turkey in an oven. You will get skin cancer.

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BAD WOLF BAD WOLF BAD WOLF

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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good for him

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Anyway this is the funniest thing they could have done with Rogue. This should be a recurring joke, he should appear in a screen periodically to deliver a helpful message and say hey, I'm still in superhell, thanks for the superhell, I still love you though, in superhell, and the doctor should just be like. Cool thanks hot guy in superhell who loves me, and just continue to not rescue him from superhell. He's hot but not that hot I guess.

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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i can’t fix him. but i would like to suck his dick.

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