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gigi x reagan but they’re dressed up as jessica n roger rabbit cause why not

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screwing over the secret company that runs the shadow government is something that can be so romantic actually?

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Maybe I will

sometimes you need to wear a leather jacket and listen to paul simon at a bus stop. maybe then you’ll cheer up

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Nandermo nation let me IN—-

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a little gay trobed animatic

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My family just sing eric the half a bee instead

To other autistics, how do you feel about people singing Happy Birthday?

Whether they’re singing to you or expecting you to sing.

(Submitted by @cactus-spirit)

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Pls stop and share!!!!

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How to Goblin part 1 - rooms

Since cottagecore in basically just goblinore zoomed out with a vintage insta filter, I’ve decided to make a little series on Goblincore stuff as well. Nothing in depth like cottagecore, but good enough to get the sense of the aesthetic.

So. You wanna live the goblincore high life. Unlucky for you, you live in a bedsit near the motorway and if you look out your window you’ll only see an overflowing skip and a lidl store. How do you make your living space goblincore?

1. find as many pillows as you can find, either in your living space or in charity shops/being chucked out by friends, etc... You got that? Good! Put them all on your bed. Do the same with any blankets and make it nice and nesty.

2. plants look really aesthetically pleasing as well as improving the air quality and giving you something to do without looking at a screen. Don’t have the money for plants? Always seem to just kill them? Get fakes, either plastic or knitted from your local cheap store, or just find the nearest jar, pebbles and moss to make a moss jar

3. find and keep little things. Rings? Done. Buttons? Done. Pinecones? Yes, yes, yes, pinecones are amazing. Keep them and cherish them by putting them on shelves or your windowsill

4. cute vintage posters to make boring white walls more interesting, or, even better, paint your walls a darkish shade of blue or green, which will instatly make your space feel nicer and more gobliny

5. be careful around candles, but if you have candles, use them! Dot them around the place! Even if it’s just a tea light!

6. try deorating your space yourself! I want to preface this by saying be vcareful, obviously, but if you’re artistically inclined, maybe paint some greenery or mushrooms on your door or cupboard!

Those are my suggestions for a more gobliny room!

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Daily reminder that Jesus IS actually responsible for several murders and that he was thee worlds shittiest 6 year old ever and also please for the love of god read the infancy gospel according to Thomas because it is a delight and Jesus is just the worst

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“hijabi cottagecore for the timeline because muslim women do not get enough visibility” from Twitter but wanted to share

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Quick Polly sketch!

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Hi, welcome to my humble dwelling, here have a seat please!

You must be hungry, don't worry, I'll serve you a nice warm meal too.

What is it, do you have to use the bathroom now?.

Sure thing, it's right there!

Make sure to clean up after you're done!

Also, feel free to take a shower if you feel like it, just remember to dry up the floor after you're done!

If you need my computer you can borrow it, don't worry about it.

Oh dear!, You are shivering, here, have these socks to warm you up

Now, would you tell me what time is it sweetheart?

Oh honey, it's time for you to leave now, what a shame :(

I hope you come visit again dear, i really like having you here, you keep me company like no other can.

Goodbye sweetheart.

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L’enquêtrice...

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𝙴𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜 - 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚝 2020

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“Appreciating les arts de la femme...” self portrait January 2021.

Wanted to highlight more hair and skin textures in this aesthetic.

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STOP WHAT UR DOING AND LOOK AT THESE HIGHLAND COWS

Ok— thank you for your time— have a fantastic day