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LETS GOOOOOOOOO KIPO MENTIONED 🥳🥳🥳!!!

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(Just kidding, I will always love Yumyan!)

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NEW CHAPTER LETS GOOOOOOOOO

chapter 4 posted!!

i had to chop this in half because i wrote too much. chapter 5 will be the other half of this, and that will be out in probably a week or so.

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Some hcs of Bullfrog during childhood and the biology of hybrids

Also sorry for bad english :[

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Jesus Christ...

Girl, your wife has something cooking there

THE EYES, HELLO?!? HIS ARMS?!?! HIS MALEBOOBS!?! HIM!?!?

HUMAN SCARLEMAGNE DESIGN REDESIGN ‼️‼️

Ohhh my god I finally made a design that doesn’t piss me off as soon as I finish it. I’m shaking. Anyway if I’ve been lurking it’s because I’m busy A) struggling with this asshole’s design and B) investing my time into @kip-kats ’ AU

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HE LOOKS SO FINEE! OMG! It looks amazing!

HUMAN SCARLEMAGNE DESIGN REDESIGN ‼️‼️

Ohhh my god I finally made a design that doesn’t piss me off as soon as I finish it. I’m shaking. Anyway if I’ve been lurking it’s because I’m busy A) struggling with this asshole’s design and B) investing my time into @kip-kats ’ AU

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I was scrolling on Pinterest then I saw the original image and I HAD to draw them

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cant wait for kipo to tell hugo about asher and him saying the most evil and diabolical shit about them.

like that man is going to plant so many seeds of doubt and insecurity into kipasher's relationship....

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THIS IS SO FUCKING PRETTY I LOVE IT AAAAAAAAA 😫💕✨️

I am SO sorry for not posting art or anything recently but has anyone seen the Schiaparelli spring/summer collection for this year? I’m losing my mind. I need to draw Scarlemagne in something inspired by it-

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This is so true and cute

kipasher quotes (part 2)

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Asher: I love you. Kipo, not paying attention: What was that? Asher, in tears: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Kipo: I like your new pants! Asher: Thanks, Kip Kat! They were 50% off! Kipo: I’d like them wayyy better if they were 100% off. *winks* Asher: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Kipo: Not what I meant, but- Asher: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Keeps.

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Kipo, leaving the social function she didn't want to go to: Goodnight to the love of my life, Asher, and fuck the rest of you.

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Asher, trying to flirt: S-So, you come around here... often? Kipo, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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Asher: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Kipo: Wow. She sounds stupid. Asher: But she's not. She's incredibly smart actually. Just dense. Kipo: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Asher: I guess you’re right. Hey Kipo, I love you. Kipo: See! Just say that! Asher: Holy fucking shit. Kipo: If that flies over her head then, Ash, she's too dumb for you. Asher: Kipo, please-

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kipasher quotes

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Kipo: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Asher: Hi. <3 Kipo: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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Kipo: Well, Asher and I finally did it! The rest of the gang: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.* Kipo: That's right… We kissed!

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Kipo: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Asher: Damn, that kinda sounds like a marriage proposal...? Kipo, getting down on one knee: That's 'cuz it is.

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Asher: Relationships should be 50/50. Kipo cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Asher: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. Kipo: What- how? Asher: You’d be like, “Come to bed… Mr. President.” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Asher: Know why I called you in here? Kipo: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Asher: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?

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Puck!! I really miss the singing otter 😭💕 so cute!

Puck !!

I really love this guy he’s such a silly goober

Expect more Kipo art at some point bc all the character designs are amazing

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I like the hc that Mod frogs smoke, since they follow the mafia aesthetic, it is common to associate cigarette consumption with this, but I don't think they know that it's bad and that it can affect them in the long term, I also suppose that it must affect them in a different way because of their biology incompatible with human biology, I havent resolved how.

Jamack wouldn't smoke, the first time he tried he swallowed the smoke and never tried again, he doesn't like the taste or the smell either, a resounding no for him.

(He hates thought of the scent lingering on his suit)

Harris is addicted to tobacco the poor guy is stressed all day long, he needs at least three or four cigarettes to feel stable and not have a fit of rage.

(He also likes to annoy Jamack with smoke, blowing it in his face)

Kwat smokes one from time to time, depending on the day she had. On normal days, she might smoke one if she has the time or desire on busy and stressful days, she'll smoke two at the end of the day.

(She usually look at the stars while doing it)

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um....... happy mother's day???

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LMAO KIPO PLAYING MINECRAFT I LOVE THIS JAJAKA

Honestly i think that if kipo could have the possibility of playing Minecraft she would absolutely love it, invite everyone she know in her server and just cry for five houres straight after attempting to make a eather portal. (Don't worry kipo.. It's a cannon event for all of us.)

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JSJSJ LITERALLY, the boy is a hobbyist with corrupt political tendencies and the power to control people, the plot nerfed him for the sake of the plot

(revive Hugo😭🙏)

Hugo is quite an entrepreneur, he started his empire at the age of ten and with transition and everything!

They just misinterpret my baby💔

Scarlemage is my son and I love him but I also acknowledge that he was being a dumass emo bitch during his coronation when he asked his sister to literally kill their dad and then he got pissy that she said no

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The boy is traumatized and hates Lio with his life, he probably thought Kipo would stay with him, I guess because of his mood swings and how quickly he became serious.

What did it cost Kipo to kill Lio and make the 23-year-old monkey boy happy? /j

Scarlemage is my son and I love him but I also acknowledge that he was being a dumass emo bitch during his coronation when he asked his sister to literally kill their dad and then he got pissy that she said no