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security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

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It’s not stupid. I promise. It’s not stupid to turn into your 5 year old self and get happy beyond measure for the little things. It’s not stupid to be proud of yourself for completing a load of laundry and washing the dishes. You aren’t lame for patting yourself on the back when you chose a salad over a burger. You’re taking care of yourself and each victory - no matter how small - is worth celebrating. 

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i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but

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this is way too fucking relatable

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are people becoming more annoying or am I becoming more angry

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If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

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I JUST WANT CUDDLING THAT INCLUDES SLEEPY KISSES AND WATCHING MOVIES AND FALLING ASLEEP ALL TANGLED UP TOGETHER ON THE COUCH OKAY I DON’T SEE WHY THAT’S TOO MUCH TO ASK

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anxiety: ur gonna be late!!! get there early

me: *is 15 mins early*

anxiety: no ones here ur in the wrong place!!!

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i be in the house all day so i really can’t be a thot

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im obsessed w physical closeness, romantically….not even sexually just if u date me it’s all hugging all the time we are gonna lay in bed and im gonna cuddle w u, we will stand in the kitchen and i will stand hip to hip w u, u will sit on the couch and i will stroke your hair and kiss your forehead….it’s so intoxicating as a concept

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me: *sees a string of random letters*

my mind: lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!

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My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it

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what if mayonnaise came in cans

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FITTED TO WHOM

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Tumblr Mobile be switching images into other people’s gifsets ,and somehow made this masterpiece