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Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

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This is literally how the movie ended

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light…

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Poor Logan went from having no one to haveing a adhd boyfriend a daughter a wired ass coke addicted elderly blind roommate and a wrinkly naked rat dog in the span of two days and I know he is just there trying to process what the fuck is happening

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PLEADE I HAD TO DROP EVERYTHING I WAS DOING SO YALL COULD SEE THIS

(creds in the video)

THE “KILLSHOT BABY” PART HAD ME FROTHING AT THE MOUTH I WANT HIM SO BADDDDKENDKD

THE CLIPS. THE AUDIO. EVERYTHING IS PERFECT.

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I’m not even ashamed atp, THIS MAN EVERYBODY 🛐🛐

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I want him

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god's gonna cut you down

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pigeon butt

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I love that everyone has agreed that Logan refuses to call her blind al but will call her Althea instead like well all just agreed he is a gentleman

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They are the condiment couple and together they make 🌭s

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Logan and Mary Puppins are so “dad and the dog he said he didn’t want” coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk “You won’t wanna see this, bub.” slipped out. Then ofc there’s the bit at the end when they’re all at the table and he’s just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr “she is NOT coming with us”. You like that nasty little dog

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dogpool appreciation post!!!

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they're married your honor