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dangit kip pardue is a side character in this episode of House MD cant even escape ellis in tv shows dangit dangit 😒

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"I imagine running around Central Park on a cool spring afternoon with Jean, laughing, holding hands. We buy balloons, we let them go."

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American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis (1991)

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Careful... I heard this person fetishizes skinny people

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Stupid little things about the AP gang that I think about 24/7

- Bryce calling McDermott “McDoofus”

- Bryce saying they can’t get into Dorsia because “Bateman won’t give the mâitre d head” (HELLO?? I feel like we don’t talk about this line enough???)

- [Bryce to Patrick at the club when he asks where McDermott is]: “Gorbachev is downstairs. McDermott went to sign a peace treaty between the United States and Russia. He's the one behind Glasnost.”

- McDermott to Patrick when he’s having his meltdown over Luis’ business card: “what’s the matter Bateman? No shiatsu this morning?”; “calm down little buddy”

- in the deleted scene where Bryce runs off at Tunnel and says “I’m leaving, I’m getting out” and Patrick says: “don’t tell me, merchant BANKING?“ whilst giggling like it’s the funniest thing ever

- also the entire deleted scene where they’re in the limo and McDermott is talking about getting a handjob from a college girl (“she kept her glove on the entire time!”) and the guys are just ribbing him and throwing cigars

I love these idiots lmao

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idk I’m kinda terrified by how tanned I made Victor

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what ever...

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in Bret Easton Ellis's Less Than Zero Clay wants to see the worst, in Donna Tartt's The Secret History the classics group want to see beauty and beauty is terror. in this essay i argue that these two, seeing the worst and seeking beauty, are the same

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i think i use the word "peak" too often under tags that it loses its meaning but let me just say im being 100% genuine like at that moment seeing that post i truly believe its peak

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i think i use the word "peak" too often under tags that it loses its meaning but let me just say im being 100% genuine like at that moment seeing that post i truly believe its peak

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Actually remembering that I wrote in a super early fic that Paul was a mouthbreather in his sleep....surprised that wasn't enough to end it for Patrick

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reading the other bennington college book, I see you will never be free from the grip of bret easton ellis

ok u clocked me 💔💔💔💔💔 but i am reading it with a friend so that makes it a little bit forgivable 😛 but no yeah i did cross reference thw campuses in BEE's books and the secret history like a freak

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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pat doodles + one paul allen

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Richard Papen's living quarters in the coldesr months of the year

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I like paulpat fics that have a moment like

Patrick: fuck I'm having a sexual crisis which is crazy cause I'm not fucking GAY but I want to fuck men but here's why this one is basically just a woman no I'm not a FAG

Paul's scary blue eyes about to be described in detail:

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Single piece of confetti