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I was thinking earlier how manischewitz sells everything so I went to look and see what exactly they sell but forgot that it's pesach so they don't even list anything that isn't kosher for passover.

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Every Jew I know, and a lot of Jews I don't know, have repeatedly said that JVP represents Jews about as much as Autism Speaks represents autistic people, so you'd think there wouldn't be as many gentiles saying "look, this demonstration where people chanted explicitly Jew-hating slogans can't possibly be antisemitic! JVP was there!" and yet

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One of those small Jewish moments is realising someone else is probably Jewish when they also donate $18 $36 $54 etc for fundraisers or whatnot

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happy flattest flat fuck friday of the year to all who celebrate

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It should be illegal to put finals and move out at the same time

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Mój posiłek, barszcz czerwony i maca ale mieszkam w Ameryce so AMERICAN PAPER PLATES xddddddd!

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Please reblog for a greater sample size if you’re interested in the results!

Edit: While comments and commentary is much appreciated, please don’t give away whether a particular answer is correct or incorrect until after the poll!

Edit 2: Seriously please stop saying which answer you think it is when you reblog! It influences the results if people see.

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Canon and 2p version of the Eastern Slavs of Hetalia

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Polski Piątek!

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They need to make it so I can just block everyone who reblogs a rancid post

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I'm 11 hits away from 100 hits on my latest fic if you'd like you can be one of those 11 extra hits that get to 100

Summary:

Late 19th Century, Feliks decides to join Roderich for Passover

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💕 Get to know you meme! 💕 -- If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and 5 things that make you happy, and send this to the last seven blogs in your notifs. Anon or not doesn’t matter, get to know the person behind the blog. Get to know your mutuals and followers. (No pressure!!)

Three Facts About Me

I didn't intend on actually posting anything on Tumblr I only joined so I could read a long post that I couldn't manage to screenshot all of it before it said make an account.

I usually write in all capital letters

I have been obsessed with maps and flags and atlases since I was seven. This came in handy with my academic team in highschool.

Five Things That Make Me Happy

My cat

My mom's hugs

VC on discord because I don't have a group of friends at uni so getting to talk with people is really nice

Random asks like this

Everyone's favourite, Feliks Łukasiewicz

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Gilbert is a gay German man whos dating a trans Hungarian dude and they are BOTH dating a genderfluid Polish femboy.

And then they all have on and off again sex with a Lithuanian dude.

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Shavout is on my birthday next year?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Why haven't I counted the omer before? This is like a surefire way I won't forget my own birthday. This is nice

Yes I often forget my birthday until three days before

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wistfully remembering how people (pretended they) cared about antisemitism when it was primarily coming from the right. like there are pre-2023 posts with tens of thousands of notes about antisemitism. now any mention of the existence of antisemitism (when its worse than it ever was) doesn’t breach containment outside of jewish circles. its almost funny how quickly people stopped caring when it was inconvenient.