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count-fwhip · 1 year ago
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hey guys new diagnosis just dropped: EVIL AUTISM
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count-fwhip · 1 year ago
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hey why does the salmon jukebox. hey why does it um. make that sound
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count-fwhip · 1 year ago
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add another clove of garlic im not driving
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count-fwhip · 1 year ago
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why do u like blood so much
gay sex reasons
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count-fwhip · 2 years ago
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i believe letting your vampire lover feed off of ur wrist everyday is one of the most romantic acts ever
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count-fwhip · 2 years ago
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count-fwhip · 2 years ago
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they’re a 10 but the geiger counter has a lot to say about them
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count-fwhip · 2 years ago
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count-fwhip · 2 years ago
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Had a dream I saw blog on tumblr with "irradiated blogs DNI" in the description and when I looked through their posts I discovered there were some blogs with "uranium code" in their css that would expose you to literal radiation if you looked at them.
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count-fwhip · 2 years ago
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anyone wanna have a toxic homoerotic psychosexual rivalry with me? it does have to be weird
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count-fwhip · 2 years ago
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The redstone fandom is dying, reblog if you love to get stoned
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count-fwhip · 2 years ago
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count-fwhip · 2 years ago
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Hey sorry I was late I was busy holding up a vial of neon green liquid and laughing maniacally
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count-fwhip · 2 years ago
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*flirting* sorry about the blood in my mouth i wish it was yours
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count-fwhip · 2 years ago
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count-fwhip · 2 years ago
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Aradia: the d0ct0r says i g0t an attenti0n deficit s0 y'all g0tta gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight w0n't s0meb0dy help me chase the shad0ws away?
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count-fwhip · 2 years ago
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there’s a lot of misinformation about autism that gets spread on the internet, so here’s a friendly reminder that the main symptoms of autism are as follows:
insomnia
an adverse reaction when exposed to direct sunlight
highly selective eating habits
skin which is cold to the touch
an inability to enter churches
long, unusually sharp canines
a thirst for blood
if you experience several of these symptoms, you could be autistic! i recommend doing further research on your own, as i am not a doctor and cannot diagnose you, but i hope that someone finds this clarification helpful.
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