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hey guys new diagnosis just dropped: EVIL AUTISM

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hey why does the salmon jukebox. hey why does it um. make that sound

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add another clove of garlic im not driving

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why do u like blood so much

gay sex reasons

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i believe letting your vampire lover feed off of ur wrist everyday is one of the most romantic acts ever

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they’re a 10 but the geiger counter has a lot to say about them

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Had a dream I saw blog on tumblr with "irradiated blogs DNI" in the description and when I looked through their posts I discovered there were some blogs with "uranium code" in their css that would expose you to literal radiation if you looked at them.

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anyone wanna have a toxic homoerotic psychosexual rivalry with me? it does have to be weird

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The redstone fandom is dying, reblog if you love to get stoned

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Hey sorry I was late I was busy holding up a vial of neon green liquid and laughing maniacally

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*flirting* sorry about the blood in my mouth i wish it was yours

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Aradia: the d0ct0r says i g0t an attenti0n deficit s0 y'all g0tta gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight w0n't s0meb0dy help me chase the shad0ws away?

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there’s a lot of misinformation about autism that gets spread on the internet, so here’s a friendly reminder that the main symptoms of autism are as follows:

insomnia

an adverse reaction when exposed to direct sunlight

highly selective eating habits

skin which is cold to the touch

an inability to enter churches

long, unusually sharp canines

a thirst for blood

if you experience several of these symptoms, you could be autistic! i recommend doing further research on your own, as i am not a doctor and cannot diagnose you, but i hope that someone finds this clarification helpful.