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"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer
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Maybe the new pope will be a jesus×judas shipper
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"my ____" tumblr phrases collection
m,y tuube:)
mye touy.....
ive even got a twig! #mytwig
my bacteria means I like it
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being fictional is problematic (glorifies lying) so the only moral fanfiction is rpf
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#the fob fandom has contributed one (1) thing to the larger internet lexicon#also if this is actually in reference to pstump (like i’ve heard) then. i think i know what fic this person might’ve been reading
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This is the first funny thing I’ve ever seen on Facebook in my entire life
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EEEEEYIKES!!! my odds of finding ""the eight pages"" are pretty ""slender"" if this ""man"" keeps following me around!!!
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she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone
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I spent all of Easter with my Cock buried to the hilt in my Kermit Plushie's tender hole... now I awaken to news of the Pope's death. Coincidence...?
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