count-woe-laf
count-woe-laf
watch me fold my hands just to crack my knuckles
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howdy, I'm penne or pen, she/he, here to eat salt and vinegar chips and yell. (what up, I'm jared, I'm 19, and I never learned how to read)
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count-woe-laf · 20 hours ago
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count-woe-laf · 22 hours ago
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count-woe-laf · 1 day ago
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well first of all i’m a freak pervert. So always keep that in mind
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count-woe-laf · 2 days ago
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"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny
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count-woe-laf · 2 days ago
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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.
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count-woe-laf · 2 days ago
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if dean wasnt dean and he watched supernatural he would be like. dean and cas are gay. and ik this bc he thinks bert and ernie are gay
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count-woe-laf · 2 days ago
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dean, age 26, someone mentioning he looks so much like his father. he puffs his chest out, flips up the collar of his hand-me-down leather jacket and smiles.
dean, age 46, mary mentioning how he looks so much like his father. and there's a pit in his stomach and a knot in his chest and he wants to throw up and he doesn't know why.
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count-woe-laf · 2 days ago
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Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.
So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.
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count-woe-laf · 3 days ago
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when you see a boy you pick it up and put it in your inventory
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count-woe-laf · 3 days ago
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where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses
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count-woe-laf · 4 days ago
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The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???
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count-woe-laf · 4 days ago
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so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want?
your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides
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count-woe-laf · 4 days ago
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fucking look at him...... he's excited to talk to the michael sword...
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"Angels need leaders, so be one." ↳ 6.20 - THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING
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