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Away from the flock

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hE IS THE UPDOG!!!!

Everyone has heard of updog. People are aware of the joke and anticipate the confusion of the recipient. “hey, updog” “what’s updog?” But unbeknownst to them, many people have seen updog. They have gazed upon his visage but remain ignorant of what they have observed.

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me: hey brain!

brain: what you want, bitch?

me: sorry to bother you, but i was wondering if we could get over this writer’s block.

brain: why would we do that?

me: i miss writing and i feel a good idea starting to form that i could write about and-

brain: *deletes any and all writing inspiration* fuck you

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@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it

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“I’m breathing in, the chemicals”

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the trope of “bad boy falls for shy nerdy girl and turns good for her” is OUT and “former bad boy falls for badass lesbian and turns into the ultimate lgbtq ally and mother figure” is IN

yes, i’m talking about steve harrington

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Winona Ryder & David Harbour Answer the Web’s Most Searched Questions

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Daisy Ridley admiring her own guns because why not?

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Eugene “don’t hurt my family” Fitzherbert

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Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.

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Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

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look I know this is sappy and cheesy but u know when a character loses control of their power or they’re possessed or w/e and their s/o shouts their name running towards them and then they stop their rampage and let their s/o hug them,, like that’s good shit

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Someone: oh there’s this show I’m watching... oh, nevermind, it’s silly you probably don’t wanna hear about it

Me, knowing fully well how much it sucks to have your passions invalidated and how cool it is to rant about something you love:

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:/

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i miss him so much

Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) dir. Marc Webb

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gimme that sweatshirt

#he

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mama and papa are going through a divorce