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Why won't Craig date anyone?

              ❛    i’m in a serious relationship with suicide.    ❜

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They took my fuckong teth

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               ❛    siri;    search up norwegian cabin houses with grass roofs for me.    i gotta see that shit with my own eyes.    ❜

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someone: i like you craig: anyways

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cupcaketweek:

you die you fucking asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

….. after you text me!!!!!!! which you still havent done!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssip.

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FIGHT ME.

🙄 drama queen

emojis are cancer die

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cupcaketweek replied to your post:                pulls up to the mcdonald’s drive-in...

do u want fries with that

                                  i want it extra sprinkled with rat poison thanks x

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               ❛    nah, dude.    i’ll use whatever slur i want whenever i want, fuck off, cunt.    vore president washington.    ❜

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ayo. ava is back at it again with a blog and this time i lowkey return to the sp fandom with a independent, selective and SEMI-ACTIVE blog for craig tucker. feel free to spread this and help me get a lil bit of interaction.

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               pulls up to the mcdonald’s drive-in speaker.

                                                ❛    i wanna fucking die.    ❜

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yeah also headcanon, craig has like 3 guinea pigs now its saturn, neptun and black hole

why black hole?

cause black hole ate his iconic hat

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i live

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ASSHAT.

                        (   he’s  been  wittingly  plaguing  the  other’s  camera  angles  for  the  better  half  of  twenty  minutes  now. �� at  first,  though  conceited,  it  was  with  the  pure  intention  of  it  looking  better   (  as  most  things  tend  to  when  he’s  involved   )   but  it  soon  warped  into  a  perverse  need  to  ruin  somebody  else’s  good  time.   therefore,  when  he’s  finally  called  out,  it  makes  crow  crack  up  immediately.   )

                                                      ❛   why  should  i?   ’s  free  space–  go  somewhere  else,  muppet!!   ❜                                                       (   more  laughter.   this  is  as  fun  as  any  way  to  waste  his  afternoon.   )

               annoyance barely registers on his features.    not only that, but it’s not like the douchebag of a photo-bomber will see it from that distance either way, and so craig’s usual empty look remains the same as he puts the device back into the small bag by his hip, adjusting the strap on his shoulder before zipping up his jacket properly.    it’s too cold and too in-the-middle-of-the-day for this kind of shit.

               and that’s why he takes the guy up on his offer and turns to walk elsewhere.    he can try on the other side of the park...    maybe he’ll get a nice picture of a squirrel instead of that rat guy.

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@featherbraincd

               the only thing he’s done since arriving in this city is going out to take pictures.    school has been skipped for weeks now, and if he’s not taking pictures, he’s on the couch in his apartment with his three guinea pigs cuddled up with him, watching tv.    with winter rolling in, there’s a lot of nice shots to be taken, and so he finds himself in central park where he can get some nice pictures of the lake when it’s half frozen.

              however, as he tries to take one  --  he spots someone in the shot that makes everything change.    the vibe is off.    the angle isn’t unique anymore.    with narrowed eyes, he cups his hand around his mouth and calls out.

                                                                ❛    get out of the shot, asshole!!    ❜