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"Stupid bunny." Glares at.

She looks at the stranger curiously. How in the world... How was she stupid? To her knowledge she had never met this person, so how could he say she was stupid just by looking at her?

... Was it because she was pink?

She sighs and puts a hand on her temple to restrain her thoughts.

“Now see here! Just because I look like a stupid playboy bunny don’t mean I am one. I’m a very smart bun. You just don’t realize it.”

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✧ ( CSI  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

warning: triggers apply. adult language, sexual themes, violence. change pronouns to your liking/as you see fit!

❛ How can I help you? ❜ ❛ I need you to roll up your sleeve and give me a pint of your blood. ❜ ❛ Where’d you get the blood? ❜ ❛ How do you know all this crap? ❜ ❛ I have so many unanswered whys. ❜ ❛ I know who I am, I think you’re a little confused.  ❜ ❛ There are other ways to tell, you know. ❜ ❛ If you think you’re taking my case, Forget it. ❜ ❛ Hi, I’m a criminalist, I was in the neighborhood… ❜ ❛ You know, slinging a little something-something. ❜ ❛ You’re standing in my crime scene. ❜ ❛ Excuse me. Is my evaluation interrupting you? ❜ ❛ You keep that; might learn something. ❜ ❛ Stop flirting with me. ❜ ❛ I can’t believe I used to live in a place like this. ❜ ❛ Now tell me, why are we here? ❜ ❛ Would you want to be alive while your leg’s being cut off? ❜ ❛ Hey, we have one locker room and it’s my job to be observant. ❜ ❛ You just compromised our investigation. ❜ ❛ Look … could we have a truce? ❜ ❛ By law you’ve got to disclose everything. ❜ ❛ Did you find out anything about the house? ❜ ❛ You know, my friends and I used to go there. ❜ ❛ What do you got for me? I could use a rush. ❜ ❛ So I bet you think I owe you one, huh? ❜ ❛ Whoa. Is this a pair of jeans under all that blood? ❜ ❛ What, you’re afraid I’ll find something that might show you up? ❜ ❛ Oh, I’m sure, if you could, you would have by now. ❜ ❛ I don’t care that you got some pimply-faced kid to confess. ❜ ❛ That they killed the family so they could be together? ❜ ❛ Just give me something I can run with. ❜ ❛ You need to tell somebody when you’re cutting the lights. ❜ ❛ You know, you can joke all you want. It’s your ass on the line. ❜ ❛ Want me to give you a bottle, make you go night night? ❜ ❛ You love me. Who are you kidding? ❜ ❛ Want me to clack that jaw and make you go night night? ❜ ❛ Something very wrong happened in this plane. ❜ ❛ Oh, now you want to go down that route? ❜ ❛ Can you describe the voices? ❜ ❛ Please tell me you have something. ❜ ❛ It would have only taken one person to save his life. ❜ ❛ What, do you tape everything I say? ❜ ❛ Get that finger out of my face bitch! ❜ ❛ They’re having too much fun to worry about us. ❜ ❛ You don’t have a worry that technology is gonna make us obsolete? ❜ ❛ So are we going to work together…or not? ❜ ❛ Look, what you do on your time is nobody’s business. ❜ ❛ Why is it every time we meet you’re wanting me to take my clothes off? ❜ ❛ You know how you’re always pushing that Holy Trinity stuff? ❜ ❛ You saw me enter the casino, did you ever see me place a bet? ❜ ❛ This case should not be going to trial yet. ❜ ❛ Nothing harder to investigate than arson. ❜ ❛ I’ll take your case. I don’t know whether I’ll help you or not. ❜ ❛ You’re not going to help me? ❜ ❛ If we take the case we have very little time to work it. ❜ ❛ We’re both colleagues searching for the truth. ❜ ❛ I was supposed to pass out some supervisor evaluation forms. ❜ ❛ Do I seem like the kind of guy who skips stuff? ❜ ❛ Why can’t we work together? ❜ ❛ Why would there be glass in the middle of the hot spot? ❜ ❛ You isolate the tool, and then we trace it. ❜ ❛ When you’re a suspect and you’re innocent, keep your mouth shut. ❜ ❛ Who? Why? Will he do it again? Only time will tell. ❜ ❛ Don’t you love the smell of sulfur in the afternoon?  ❜ ❛ I’m sorry if you guys don’t like where the evidence is pointing. ❜  ❛ But show me otherwise– tell me I’m wrong. ❜ ❛ In the meantime, my hands are tied. I have protocol to follow. ❜ ❛ Well, do you want to suck on it? To be sure? ❜ ❛ So, are you thinking what I’m thinking?  ❜ ❛ Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? ❜ ❛ So, is this a crime scene? ❜ ❛ Whatever happened to “You cross the tape, you go the distance”? ❜ ❛ I want to know who’s going to authorize my overtime? ❜ ❛ You can’t read anymore? You’re blind? What? ❜ ❛ Okay, I’m starting to forgive you. ❜ ❛ I just want a steak and a shot. ❜ ❛ You guys are not gonna believe this. You ready? ❜ ❛ Really? How would you know? ❜ ❛ If you try and chase two rabbits you end up losing them both. ❜ ❛ Every day we meet people on the worst day of their lives. ❜ ❛ I wish I were like you, I wish I didn’t feel anything. ❜ ❛ What type of system rewards the killer, when the victim is too tough to die?! ❜ ❛ I don’t like anything … I read crime books and I listen to my scanner. ❜ ❛ I don’t wanna ever see you in this building again. ❜ ❛ This is our place of business, you understand? ❜ ❛ Since I screwed up our last date, would we ever have dinner again? ❜ ❛ Tell me, am I radiating a green glow? ❜ ❛ I always knew you two had a thing. ❜ ❛ Somebody’s been putting in way too much overtime. ❜ ❛ I thought you said this building was secure! ❜ ❛ How’s a cop know all this? ❜ ❛ Daggers are rarely more than an inch at the base.  ❜ ❛ You assigned me the case. You already know that. ❜ ❛ You’re good with people, both the dead and the living. ❜ ❛ I’m all over it like a cheap suit. ❜ ❛ Have you let anyone else touch this note? ❜ ❛ I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that. ❜ ❛ You made it out of bed and you dressed yourself? ❜ ❛ I’m afraid I don’t have a supplement for that. ❜ ❛ You’re the scientist. I should have thought you’d figured that out. ❜ ❛ You’re going to enter this as a homicide, right? ❜

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Reblog if mun is shy but wants to interact with new people

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Lovely Asks!

🌹- Are you/ do you want to be in love? 🌸- Do you have a crush? 🐝- Tag three friends and your three favorite things about them! 💐- Are you/do you want to get married? 🌺- Do you have a best friend? 🦄- List your three favorite things about yourself! 🥀- Have you ever had your heart broken? 🌻- What is the longest relationship you’ve been in? 🦋- Tag three people you want to get to know better and state why! 🌼- What are you attracted to in people personality-wise? 🌷- What are you attracted to in people physical appearance-wise?

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Talking with writers online

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

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//Like this post for a starter followers! Length and situation will vary!//

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Send 🙃 for my muse to fill in a formal apology form for yours

Click here for the formal apology

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Mystery Skulls Sentence Starters

“I got this feeling I’m losing you.” “This looks like hell.” “And I know it was something I did, baby.” “I can’t fight this feeling.” “I’m out of control.” “I’m not freaking out, but it feels like time is running out.” “How did this shit come about?” “But I’m afraid, afraid of losing you.” “It’s alright ‘cause I’m with friends.” “Guess I’m giving up again.” “And that’s what I hate the most.” “This time I might just disappear…” “Fuck, it’s you I hate the most!” “Maybe there’s no guarantee…” “I believe in miracles, baby.” “I never understood my enemies.” “And you’re my time wasted.” “I don’t know what you’re looking for.” “You try to slow me down, but don’t you know that I’m unstoppable?” “I said I need you baby.” “Your look’s just such a work of art.” “I think I knew your love by heart.” “Don’t let your love go to waste.” “And you know my love is true ‘cause it only works on you.” “I don’t know shit about you.” “You don’t know shit about me.” “But you don’t know, do you?” “'Cause all I really want is you.” “Been hoping for someone like you, someone who makes me feel good, baby.” “Give me the meaning behind the way that I feel…” “My mind was racing, my heart was beating…” “She looks amazing.” “Maybe we should give in.” “It’s not like we’re gonna regret it.” “Your kiss’s like magic.” “I need to stop worrying about things I can’t control.” “Need to stop hurrying, slow down and take control.” “It’s my time and I should live it.” “'Cause I say baby, you gotta stop worryin’.”

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We have a twitter here too: https://twitter.com/IntrovertUnite. See some of you there?

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Reblog if you're 18+

AND DON’T LIE.

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HIATUS OVER!!!

Yo guys! I’m back on the wifi now! i guess now’s a good a time as any to ask yall to like this little post for a starter if ya want. Length and situation will vary, so have fun!

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Semi-Hiatus Announcement!

//Hey guys! Mun here with a small announcement. Starting sometime tomorrow, I will be without Internet for a week. My family and I are going on our annual summer vacation and the house we’re renting has no Internet. The only way I can get online is by going down the the local McDonald’s or the Ice Cream place that has really good Ice Cream. And the Ice Cream place doesn’t open till about 11:00 a.m. … I will be on for as much as I can, but it will be sparse due to my lack of WIFI. 

I hope yall will forgive me for not being on for a while…

Thanks for reading though. //

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@seeressxxyeul from here

It was so nice... To find a friend in the most unexpected of places! Rosie was overjoyed to have her new human companion talk to her about the constellations in the starry sky. Rosie happily rubbed her cheek back against Yeul’s as she too, felt the waves of calmness wash over her soul. It was a beautiful night for star gazing indeed, and Rosie was happy to share the night with a new friend.

She listened intently, ears sometimes flicking towards Yeul as if to say that she was still listening. Rosie was always fascinated by the stars that dotted the starry sky, and having the human tell her about each and every one felt like an honor in itself. 

In all honesty, she had never felt so calm since her mother died. Claudia always had a way of getting Rosie to calm down, and Cloud just couldn't do as good a job as she did.  

She silently tapped Yeul’s shoulder, indicating that she would like to say something to her without interrupting the lesson in astrology.

“Friend, thank you for all of this. I have not felt this calm and at ease since my mother passed, and i wish for you to know this.”

She pulled Yeul into a soft hug, a few tears spilling out from pure joy.

“Thank you.” 

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Things Said in my Group Chat Starters

Feel free to change as needed!

“Beat up a doctor then steal his healing powers. You’ll never get hurt.”

“I made a coffee martini today. Tasted like satan’s sweat.”

“Time heals all wounds but not this bitch’s windows.”

“BURN IT. BURN THE SUN.”

“She had it coming. She had the mom sidebraid.”

“I need to stab.”

“THEY STOLE MY MENUS!”

“Eat the trees.”

“Sleep is just a myth anyways.”

“Hot writers in YOUR mobile game? It’s more likely than you think.”

“I wanted to burrito in bed today.”

“No embarrassment, we die like men.”

“Eat the world.”

“HELP ME I’M DOING EXTREMELY STUPID SHIT AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF INSTEAD OF SLEEPING”

“This summer I am exclusively eating bread.”

“We must stab it 23+ times.”

“A trumpet a day keeps the cold away.”

“Thot successfully repelled.”

“Don’t die. Death is dangerous.”

“CUDDLE ME!!!”

“You fool. That is not merely writing. That is art.”

“Centuries of evolution and mankind produces me. A person who can’t wear matching socks.”

“Your moral compass is a fidget spinner.”

“You appeared so I wanted to hug you.”

“Why are you breaking everyone’s arms?”

“Stabby dreams.”

“I must stop this harem in progress.”

“All we can do is stick out our leggy.”

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