Sure bestie you can come over to chill and smoke a bit together,,, No I don't mind at all that you're just wearing thin panties and my old t-shirt! Oh you're horny and need to get off?? Here why don't you scooch closer and we can grind our pussies together for a bit. Oh? Does that feel good baby? Rubbing our wet cunts against each other?? It's okay baby, you can cum if you want to! You're such a good girl, cuming for me! I know I've wanted to do this forever too,,, thank you for being so good baby
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You think body hair on women is unattractive? I'm so sorry to hear that. Get well soon.
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*sidles out of the shadows*
*opens jacket, hands you PDFs of every Loeb classical library text in the public domain*
*also hands you links to Gutenberg.org for searchable EPUB books, LibriVox for free audiobooks, the Internet Archive library and the Perseus Digital Library*
*also, if you're under 22 and in the US, you can get a free eCard for the Brooklyn Public Library, and access their entire digital catalogue*
*slides back into shadows*
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doggystyle was invented to finger their ass while you fuck their pussy
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lmao get loved loser
get absolutely fucking treasured
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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
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