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lance was out on a mission. he didn't like being away from arthur his king for too long, but sometimes it couldn't be helped.
he'd grabbed his horse & rode out like the wind, leaving only dust in his wake to get back as soon as possible. not too far from the castle, he noticed someone in the middle of the old dirt road. clicking his tongue at his white steed, he came to a halt next to him, his horse turning & neighing. “hello, good sir. beautiful morning, is it not?” lancelot was, above all, a man for the people. of course he'd laid down some of his knightly duties to protect & care for his king, but when presented with a chance to do good, he would. "how may i be of assistance?"
where: some woods | when: day time | whom: @courageguided Lance
Flynn rides along the road, head whipping about, trying to find landmarks he might recognize.
He's not lost.
He's not.
He's just gotten confused.
Maximus had decided to stay in Corona with Ray, which makes sense even though he would've been more useful to Flynn in remembering all the ways back.
Okay, he's lost.
He sighs and slows down. He hears hooves getting closer, and he looks up as a horse, and its rider turns a bend.
"Excuse me!" he calls out, waving his arms. "Mind helping a guy out?"
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it was wrong.
to subject their loyal servants to something like this. he couldn't believe that happened right under his nose, too. maybe he should spend less time chasing their king through the castle, watching his every step ...rather than keeping an eye on the mischief makers that traversed this place, too. had it been carelessness? or an accident? how could this even happen? merlin stepped in closer, but lance didn't budge even through his little display. he knew there was more to the little mage, but he didn't care. arthur & his kingdom would always matter more than himself, more than anything. "what if someone else stumbled inside? more casualties?" it may not be a matter of life & death, but .. still. who knew, though. if it went badly in the first place, maybe it went badly once more.
pushing his hand away when merlin grabbed his chin. "don't you dare. keep your magic away from me." lance was obviously not a fan of it all. magic was dangerous, it was lethal, it was a curse. this only proved him even more right. shaking his head a little, palm pressed into his forehead as a little sigh left him. this whole ordeal gave him a headache. "just ..fix it. i won't tell." merlin was too important to arthur to make this an issue. it didn't matter. it was their duty to protect the king & his kingdom. well, it was his. merlin.. he didn't know. but lance would do whatever it took. no price paid too high.
The wizard pouts as his attempt to distract the knight fails. Sir Lancelot is steadfast if anything. Some might say dogged, especially when it comes to the matters involving Arthur... He supposes he will have to employ stronger methods. Sighing softly, Merlin walks forward and gets close to Lance. Close enough to smell the bath. The demon within him stirs.
"Hey now, I'm not totally a dumbass. I've sealed their quarter. They're just enjoying the orgy there." He mutters, quiet but audible from the lack of distance between them. The seal is a simple one; it's like a fly trap. One can go in but nothing can get out. So the infection should be contained. "I didn't plan on this happening, I swear on the good king's shaft. It was a mishap! And no one's gonna find out. I'm not gonna let that happen. What do you take me for, boy?" At least for that moment, Merlin is dead serious, like an ancient mage with centuries of wisdom that he is. Despite all of his frivolous and careless antics, he takes the matter of kingdom not lightly. He will make sure to erase the memories of the servants and anyone involved... "Like I said, it'll wear off in a few hours naturally. The potion spreads through the exchange of bodily fluids or physical proximity. Some mutation happened during the spread, and the servants seem to produce some kind of pheromones... So don't even think about going there." He then reaches up, grabbing Lance by the chin. "I just gotta wait till they get it out of their systems, and I'll make them forget. The only question is, should I wipe your memories of ever seeing me here." There is something dark and devious behind his eyes, which has earned him a reputation as a dark magician or the devil... which isn't all that wrongfully attributed but the truth of the matter is debatable, he would say. "So you know, just be a good boy and sit still, and I'll handle it."
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location: king arthur's castle open to: all !! @talednewsletter
the castle halls were vast, though not overly crowded today despite the busy morning lance had had. as the king's knight, he was arthur's last line of defense. but on days like this when he knew the man safe in his quarters or elsewhere, he helped where he could. their king deserved time off. or rather, for lance to keep people off him sometimes & deal with matters he could handle. many people wanted to see or meet the king every day, but only few actually needed to. so here he was, greeting those who came to see the most important man in the kingdom to gauge the level of urgency their visit actually had.
a little bow, one hand on his sword, the other balled into a fist against his chest. "i assure you, the king will see you when it's due. for now i must ask you to follow this fine gentleman right here." pointing at another man in armor, he let them be led away to turn to the next in line. "good morning, may i ask what is your business in our beloved kingdom and what matters of import were you desiring to talk to our king about?" not that it was usual for him to stick his nose into the king's business, but some days he would. besides, he knew pretty much everything going on within their kingdom - good & bad.
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[lil lance starter/plotting call? could use a few more threads.]
#꒰ melli speaks ꒱ ⌗ ooc#who wants to top my old man i mean what#i kid i kid#i mean unless u wanna lmao
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lance didn't really have time for this. arthur was safe right now, but he wouldn't be forever - not without him by his side. or maybe he would be & lance saw himself as more than he was, but it didn't matter right now. he did what he thought best & even if ninety-nine days everything was fine & calm, he'd make sure the hundredth would be, too. so whatever this was, lance didn't have time for it, but he also knew - in his heart, that something was wrong & he couldn't just ...turn away. he didn't have that in him. he just didn't. yeah, he wasn't new to that dilemma at all. "why i'm here doesn't matter. why you are ... does. i'd be back with our king by now if not for your intrusion and stalling." hurry it up, wizard. no time to lose.
even though merlin seemed to give in, lance didn't let go yet. knowing the other man, he'd try to hide the truth once more & then lance would have to start his chase all over again. so, no. the grip was tight, but not hurting. just tight enough to keep him right there. the fact half of what the other said didn't make sense ...really wasn't knew anymore, but to hear him speak of the undead & sex-crazed servants? was that ...it? how could he have... just how. "good lord. what if it spreads away from the servants? the castle's crowded, people will be wandering." what if it hit their king? now, lance would - of course, help him, but that wasn't the point. "you can't do these things at the castle. word gets out, it'll ruin our king's reputation. not yours, not mine. arthur's." a king who didn't have his castle under control... gods. “is there no way to cure them? how … is it spread?” could he .. go there? see about locking the servants up so they couldn't harm anybody else.
Merlin rolls his eyes, weighing his options and well, stalling. He has no intention of making an enemy out of Sir Lancelot. That would be most inconvenient, considering that they are both close to King Arthur (in many different ways) and cannot unsee each other. And a broken window seems like negligible damage... "What are you doing here, anyway? Aren't you supposed to be with His Majesty?" He is genuinely curious, though from the fact that the knight just washed up and the discarded shirts, he assumes it has to do with some mishaps... But asking questions buy time.
He yelps dramatically when Lancelot grabs his wrist. "Unhand me, you beast," he says as if he was a middle-aged peasant woman, clearly joking. And he is being nice because he is not getting physical to get out of the grip. "Okay, okay, so there might be a teensy tiny outbreak in the servant's quarter. You know what a zombie is?" Merlin asks before just going off to the explanation, "it's basically a walking dead, an animated corpses... well, technically its name comes from something else but movies kind of made it something else, anyway," he crosses his fingers behind the back, preparing for a spell. "But uh, they all go 'ugghh' and 'agghhh' and attack people. And they spread, like if you get bitten by them you get infected... So it's something like that. Except they are horny instead of eating brains." Merlin hums to himself before summarizing. "There's a group of super horny servants hopped up on a love potion and if you come into contact with them, you get infected with the potion too? The good news is that it's gonna wear off in a few hours."
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Frank Grillo as Leo Barnes | Purge: Anarchy for @sparklingbinjuice
#꒰ the gods help the man who helps himself ꒱ ⌗ visage#꒰ the past is water running in a stream ꒱ ⌗ physical
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most of the time, lance wouldn't care what the likes of merlin were up to, but when he was so obviously in trouble he hid in the first best chambers - namely, lancelot's, then he knew that something big must be cooking somewhere & it would most likely be his mess to clean up before arthur found out about it. maybe it was already too late, maybe with enough information, lance could still do something to fix it. so, if he had to use force to keep that door closed & the hasty little mage inside, he would. he also wasn't afraid of getting his hands dirty or using his body to get what he wanted. not like this. just ... to block. he wasn't the tallest, but lifelong training made him strong. "uhuh. just spit it out, merlin. there's no use in stalling - neither of us are going anywhere until you tell me what happened and why you've tried to hide in my chambers."
he understood why, because lance usually wasn't here. like, ever. he spent his nights..... well, either at arthur's or in front. or a wild mix of both. so it wasn't too far-fetched that his chambers had been expected to be empty. that didn't change their current predicament now, though. his ... rambles didn't really help clear up the situation, it only increased the suspicion that hell broke loose somewhere & merlin was on the run. when he tried to flee, lancelot reached out to grab his wrist. "what. did. you. do?"
Merlin did not expect Sir Lancelot to be at his chamber (and yes, Merlin can see the future, but he actively suppresses that gift most of the time). The faithful knight is by Arthur's side at all time, so something must have happened for the knight to be here... But before he could figure out what that is, the door is slammed shut behind him and he is locked by half naked Lance. The smell of post-shower sweats and perfumed oil crowding him. "Well, you see, my good sir, the truth is a fickle thing and it changes its shape depending on the beholder, so would it really be a singular truth if I told you? Would you believe me if I did?" Merlin slides down against the door to the floor before slipping away deeper into the room. Window. He can jump out of the window.
Of course, Merlin could just cast a spell too. The question is which one. He could just make Lancelot forget seeing him; but no, messing with the memory can be tricky and it's way too complicated. He could teleport out of this room... But Sir Lancelot is a trained knight and knows he is a magician. The knight can subdue him before he could cast the spell. Damn, he really cornered himself and the only viable option seems like a self-defenestration. "I didn't mean no harm, you see... Somebody had a trouble in the bedroom and my bleeding heart couldn't just ignore their plea. There just might have been a slight mishap with my solution but, you know, all things considered they've still got what they wanted? All's well that ends well? Wait, you guys don't have Shakespeare, damn." While rambling, Merlin slowly backs away toward the window, ready to jump out if the knight makes any move.
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#꒰ the gods help the man who helps himself ꒱ ⌗ visage#꒰ perhaps i was a fool but i felt neither fear nor regret ꒱ ⌗ isms
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The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
#꒰ the gods help the man who helps himself ꒱ ⌗ visage#꒰ perhaps i was a fool but i felt neither fear nor regret ꒱ ⌗ isms
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Frank Grillo | Fightworld Thailand: Fortunate Son
#꒰ the gods help the man who helps himself ꒱ ⌗ visage#꒰ the past is water running in a stream ꒱ ⌗ physical#꒰ perhaps i was a fool but i felt neither fear nor regret ꒱ ⌗ isms
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one may wonder how lancelot had managed to be his kingdom's loyal shadow & still planned a trip like this, but ... lance didn't share his secrets for this one would forever remain an unspoken promise between him & thomas - the man arthur probably saw with him. not that lance minded. thomas had done a great job & lance did, too. not to toot his own horn & all that. with the right motivation, everything was possible if you asked him. oh, lance was plenty motivated to get arthur away from everybody. he loved what he did, being by his king's side & ensuring nobody with ill intent got close. he did. but to have arthur all to himself, even if only for a day or two — well, that was true happiness in a nutshell. stolen moments, the old knight held dear above anything else. not that he shared the importance of those trips with his liege. "calm, you'll see." my love. "my king."
his main motivation was the king's health & sanity — his own ulterior moves came second. were they ulterior when all he wished for was for arthur to be healthy & happy? surely... not. he refused to believe that, but even if so, he would take the blame & carry it with him for the rest of his life. he'd piled up enough sins to last him a lifetime anyway, so what was one more in exchange of knowing arthur had had a good time? shaking his head a little when he noticed he'd just... stared, lost in thought while arthur got into the sleigh. "you'll find out soon enough, my king." little smile, little bow before he walked around the sleigh to make sure everything was in order. gentle palm run over the reindeer's snout & head, petting it gently. felt almost like his horse.
"i've had some time." that smile turned into a little grin at that, followed by a long shrug of his shoulders. sacrifice a little sleep, a little free time. nothing too bad. again, he profited from this, too. he was more than willing to make sacrifices in the process. arthur should know by now that there was nothing in this world (or the next) he wouldn't do for him. nothing. wasn't that the point of knights? why else did they exist if not to protect & serve their king?
"just ...trust me. relax, enjoy the view. we're taking the scientific route." he heard it was ...stunning & truth be told, he believed it already. with a little nod when he checked everything, he climbed into the sleigh to sit next to arthur, not leaving any space whatsoever between their legs. it was just them, so. grabbing the reins, he pulled, rumbling a little let's go to make the mighty creature move. it worked.
"merlin knows. he's holding up the fort, so don't worry, okay?" head tilted to the side so that his eyes could bore into his king's very soul so that he could see how very honest lance was. always.
as they rode the sleigh across frozen lands, they truly did come upon a-many sights neither of them experienced before. he assumed so anyway. the land was vast & covered in snow in every direction, but there was wildlife out here. little birds with short arms & black, white pattern on their entire bodies waddled around among other things. the journey wasn't actually that long. admittedly, they held a few times for sightseeing purposes, but …they'd still been quite quick. glancing at the slip of paper with the map on it... this seemed to be the place. a frozen lake, some sort of a grove - no doubt beautiful in summer & flat land to built the tent. exactly what he wanted.
"this is it. you can remain seated, my king. i've got a few things to do." make a fire, for example or building the tent. hand against the man's cheek, trying to caught his temp. seemed okay. then he pulled the big bag from the sleigh to start.
a frown, a raised eyebrow. all before he was unceremoniously escorted away from the crowd. arthur had been mingling with a couple of strangers, participating in conversation with them. light, harmless conversation... that didn't seem to go anywhere, as was usually the case at events like these. that didn't mean they weren't important, on the contrary, they were sometimes even more important than the serious ones. say the wrong thing to the wrong person — well, there could be dire consequences depending on who it was: a mark on your person figuratively, exile, or even execution. the king was technically one such person but usually he was of a nature that would let such things pass unless it was an attack on his character, kingdom or its citizens.
clad in a fur coat, thicker than his usuals, arthur followed, or rather, let himself be led towards whatever pressing matter lancelot had decided to grace him with; giving his conversation partners a hurried nod, "apologies all, i must take my leave."
once the blonde had been directed outside, trudging through snow had revealed the matter at hand. definitely not actually urgent. but glad for the distraction and ruse nonetheless. "lance. what is all this then?" though, he'd have an idea: a little impromptu trip organised by his knight. one of many, but this far out, in this weather? bold. still, arthur eyed the little exchange his knight and a stranger had before sitting on the sleigh as requested. that was new, the reindeer too — though not unlike a carriage and horses.
"where're you taking me, sir lancelot?" he's surprised the other had time to even scout for a location or even plan a little escapade. but clearly lance was prepared. bags filled to the brim with unknown contents, food, drinks, a tent, blankets, pillows and furs if arthur had to hazard a guest. "and when did you carve out the necessary time to concoct and follow through with this little plan then?"
sometimes that unwavering loyalty scared him. of what arthur could ask of his knight and how'd he do anything that was requested of him. of the power he held over his elder, and the worse of it all, willingly given. sometimes the care and attention lancelot gave him pleased him. of how thoughtful the other could be, little details that would go unnoticed were he lesser. arthur may not always look the part but he kept his eye open. he had to, as a king, and as a man that grew up unaware of his true heritage, having to train and fight for what he wanted. so the once and future king definitely appreciated all that his friend, advisor, knight and occasional frequent lover did. if not always said, then revealed and affirmed by his actions.
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Angus is the devil, man.
#꒰ the gods help the man who helps himself ꒱ ⌗ visage#꒰ the past is water running in a stream ꒱ ⌗ physical#꒰ perhaps i was a fool but i felt neither fear nor regret ꒱ ⌗ isms
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FRANK GRILLO Kingdom (2014-2017) S02E02
#꒰ the gods help the man who helps himself ꒱ ⌗ visage#꒰ the past is water running in a stream ꒱ ⌗ physical
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Frank Grillo as Chainsaw Angus DONNYBROOK (2018)
#꒰ the gods help the man who helps himself ꒱ ⌗ visage#꒰ the past is water running in a stream ꒱ ⌗ physical
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#꒰ the past is water running in a stream ꒱ ⌗ physical#꒰ perhaps i was a fool but i felt neither fear nor regret ꒱ ⌗ isms#꒰ the gods help the man who helps himself ꒱ ⌗ visage#anybody coming for his king#will not have a good time
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when arthur was busy tending to diplomatic matters while at the castle, lance sometimes found himself with more free time than he wanted - especially when that meant he had no proper reason to stay by his king's side. thankfully that didn't happen too often. today he wasn't by his side for a different reason ⸺ something a little more sudden had come up. well, it came onto him. he'd trailed after arthur as he always did, ensuring nobody unauthorized got close when someone came running at them with a pot of unimaginably gruesome contents, which had been spattered across ...him. so he'd taken his leave to clean up proper before he faced his king again.
freshly showered, hair still damp & slicked back wildly, he was just getting dressed when his door opened without so much as a knock beforehand. what had he done for his entire damn day to feel cursed? undershirt halfway above his head, he shot the intruder ...a look. it wasn't quite a glare, but it definitely spoke of annoyance at a lack of privacy. discarding his shirt just in time for that ....ramble to end, lance was already a step ahead & quick enough to reach past merlin. door slammed shut under his palm. "hold on, merlin. truth, now." his palm remained where it was, his arm on par with merlin's face & his body almost a little too close to the other's - since he'd practically thrown himself at the door, but he didn't mind. so, he may not share merlin & the king's wit, but he wasn't completely oblivious. he could read people quite well, actually - part of his job description.
LOCATION: Royal Palace, Avalon MUSE: Merlin STATUS: Closed | @courageguided
Merlin runs through the royal palace. He is infamously fast only when he is running away from something he wants to avoid, which is usually a trouble he started. He might have done a favor for one of the servants at the palace. A simple love potion, supposed to help with virility... except Merlin messed up the ratio and, well, let's just say some of the servants are infected with horny fever. It is spreading through the exchange of bodily fluids... like some R-rated zombie movie. Thankfully, it will wear off in a few hours so the servants will just have crazy orgy and pass out.
But Merlin did not want to deal with the consequences. So he found a shelter in... "Sir Lancelot." He turns around from the door to find one of the knights. He must have run into the knight's chamber... Clearing his throat, Merlin acts as though he has done nothing wrong. "Excuse me, I must have... mistaken this for my room, but, uh, perhaps stay away from the servants' quarter for the next few hours and if Ar- I mean, if our good King asks, I was never here, yeah?" He then fumbles for the doorknob from behind his back so he can slip out before Sir Lancelot notices anything.
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Frank Grillo | Fightworld Thailand: Fortunate Son
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