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This drawing every day shit is east. #MyCircle

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My new tiny and totally safe game is coming very soon.
All you need to do is complete a short Evalua†ion.
This should help you with the following:
- Get to know your spirituality
- Get closer to God
- Commune with the dead
- See your future
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when he starts talking about how much he hates unions but you’re from Appalachia

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Stay on here all day and night for the rest of your life with me

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They got an alleged killer of 1 guy in fucking time prison with all the kings horses and all the kings men gaurding him and dudes with rifles pointed at him as if he has super strength and can fly away but a school shooter gets arrested and they take him out for burger king
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top 3 careers
tavern wench
milkmaid
fair maiden
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unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst
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fuck yessssss i got 100 elves to stand in a gay circle and enchant my shitty dagger
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