coursedehourves
coursedehourves
constant confusion
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coursedehourves · 21 hours ago
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I saw that you have a MelVik piece and a JayVik piece so... *Cautiously slides MelJayVik across the table and runs away back to the MelJayVik enclosure*
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straight up fixed viktor's back
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coursedehourves · 1 day ago
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do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it
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coursedehourves · 1 day ago
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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"
no. i don't.
i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view
just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever
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coursedehourves · 1 day ago
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Some bloggers went to a Michelin-starred restaurant called Bros and published possibly the funniest and most horrifying image I've seen in years
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coursedehourves · 1 day ago
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I love looking at 2-3 week old kittens and saying That thang is hardly even alive. do they know where they are I don't think they do
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coursedehourves · 1 day ago
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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this
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coursedehourves · 2 days ago
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bro is fishing
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coursedehourves · 2 days ago
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some fandom disagreements are like "I see your point but I think this other aspect of the narrative is more significant," and some are like "I don't think you can read."
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coursedehourves · 2 days ago
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coursedehourves · 2 days ago
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>be HOA
>we have to buy a super expensive key card reader for pool access and replace the mechanical one
>that way we can deny entry to people who don't pay their dues. it will save so much money
>it breaks after a literal year and has to be replaced
>it got water in it
>pool
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coursedehourves · 2 days ago
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aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday
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coursedehourves · 2 days ago
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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
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coursedehourves · 2 days ago
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assorted art
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coursedehourves · 2 days ago
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Onion
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coursedehourves · 3 days ago
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The US Postal Service
I am going to ask you all to do a small but important thing. When you go to the post office to mail a package or buy stamps or shipping supplies, get a receipt.
At the bottom of the receipt is a link and a QR code to fill out a short survey about your "customer satisfaction" with the post office. You are going to fill out that (it takes less than two minutes) and you are going to give them a glowing review each time!
Why? Because they are looking for reasons to make budget cuts despite the USPS being in the constitution and a valuable public service. So we are going to make it unequivocal that we like the postal service.
Because we do!
They send medicine cheaply, they take ballots for voting (which Republicans hate). They are the only shipping service in many rural areas. AND they are basically all that is keeping UPS, FedEx etc's prices down. Privatization means everything will be more expensive.
The post office is ours. It's our right. And the workers there are also being treated like shit right now. So support them in this very simple, easy way. And do this every single time you go there. Please. (And please reblog this. Let's overwhelmingly flood the system with positive feedback.)
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coursedehourves · 3 days ago
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only thing that comes to mind today.
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