Selfship blog of a compulsive headcanoner and world builder. Loves to take a FO and make a story of it. Charlie /// Nonbinary /// They/Them /// 1996
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random poll. i assembled these options from a wikipedia list of languages with the most speakers
#russian but realistically it should be french#but i wanna be able to talk to my aunt in her native tongue
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Oh, no! You and your F/O have been cursed by a wizard for a whole week! Spin this wheel to find out your curse.
#you each have a maximum of 300 words per day#i have been brainrotted by eleven the past few days and he is suffering#i would porbably get halfway through a sentence get cut off and then shrug as thats the end of my talking for the day#back to music games and cleaning then
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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A moment of silence for the Gantu fangirls and self-shippers that wanted to see their boy on the big screen again…
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Self Ship Reblog Game #5 !!!!!!
hey loves ! reblog w/ a photo of your f/o and i'll give em an unhinged Ao3 tag ! example belowww :)
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May I offer, A Lie
Self Ship Reblog Game #5 !!!!!!
hey loves ! reblog w/ a photo of your f/o and i'll give em an unhinged Ao3 tag ! example belowww :)
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pro-tip: don't ever use the sentence "thousands of years" in your worldbuilding unless you really know what a thousand years is like
#fun fact i do have a story thats like that#and the enture point is that humanity should have progressed and should have been doing greater things as opposed to being stuck in place#because it benefits the gods who are still relied upon through their magic because they have intentionally been keeping the world stagnant#and then i realized this was another thought process about antieducation movements
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i love characters who could get the absolute Shit kicked out of them and still be fine but as soon as someone touches/handles them gently it’s like “ah. im going to shatter to pieces now thanks”
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No selfship summary post. You'll have to collect my selfship lore like the Slenderman sketches
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Flower Language Based Prompt List I made instead of writing 💐
I tried to make the prompts relate to each flower’s definition per the Victorian Flower Language without getting too repetitive.
The prompts are all fairly open ended and I figured people could use them for their own inspiration or request games!!
You know the “send me a ship and flower and I’ll write something.”
Anywho, if anyone does end up using this I’d love it if you’d tag me so I can read what you’ve written!! Either way, I hope someone can get use out my procrastinating 💖
Click here to view an unedited version of the document: The List
#ask me these or I'll just randomly do shit idk#also initial count says 121 flowers slash prompts for future rolling purposes#update heliotrope is by my count number sixty#this is here for my own damn reference
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Playing a game explicitly about being a predator and then insisting your character is different they're nice is. Idk. Why are you playing the blood drinking mind control exploitation game if you don't want to engage with the core themes.
#the character can think they're the exception#you the player ahould know it's just playing around with metephorical fire#and seeing how long it takes for it to crack#i have a new pc and this is her entire theme
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bloodhunt (the game) makes me so sad, cause it's such a fun idea that works fantastically in-world and they have some banger cosmetics. And it actually has some really fun characters and pieces of lore/little stories scattered about that I highly recommend reading up on, if you don't play the game but love WoD.
But the game itself can be so unfun because of cheaters and just the general lack of polish.
Anyway, did you guys know Beckett sired a polite victorian boy, who appears very sweet and calm as the keeper of the Elysium, and then you learn in random notes that he also threatened and imprisoned his own childe for being in love with an anarch man, possibly leading to their deaths?
#I stand on the ground that Bloodhunt should have been a tarkov clone rather than straight battle royal#extraction shooter where youre trying to get supplies for the camerilla alongside the other licks that are deemed disposable#for older kindred that sit in safety
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I love it when I accidentalyl say something online that puts my foot in my mouth and then the combined force of OCD and Social Phobia decides no sleep only stress
#it's fucking 5 am#i should have been asleep three hours ago#killl meeeee (not really)#(i work evening shift so I can puah back my wake up time slightly)
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i love vampires in muzzles!!!!!!!
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After reblogging thw "who is your most obscure fo post" I gotta know:
Who is your most mainstream FO?
#selfship community#self ship#had to redo tags so it reaches people ig#mine would be 11th doctor#i am predictable and i do have fanfic ideas
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who’s your most obscure f/o
#emmett fry of blood and syrup who doesnt even have a tog#tag#i still love that hopeless southern vampire csi#we do not need to talk about how on brand that is for me
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