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saw this reel and thought tumblr would appreciate it

og caption: “so there’s this trend going around where you put something “that takes the edge off” between your fingers… but the office kind of ran wild with it 😳 my Japanese salarymen are up to no good again 🙏”

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

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what's the dirtiest thing you think about?

dusty puppy..

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anyway, I love adult content. I love erotic art having a space to exist online. I love seeing people making connections over creativity and shared hog cranking. I don’t love everything everyone is cranking their hogs too but it��s also none of my god damn business. fuck the evangelical rise of censorship. fuck ruining people’s livelihoods.

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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i care btw. i care abt the song ur listening to or the bug u saw or how u just got outta the shower or how ur happily hanging out w ur friends or how ur kinda sad or how good was the meal u just had or ur fav character from an indie game nobody knows or if u chugged down some water. i always will

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pins by Abprallen

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this is my life philosophy