deleting my school to focus on tumblr
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jinkies i lost my glasses!
velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via reindeerorgy)
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she was so happy when i gave her flowers
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*hits blunt*
"what leaf is this?"
“maple.”
(this is a real tshirt that people pay money to buy.)
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shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y’all.
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spending time with family
me: [sitting on the couch, no one talks to me]
15 mins later
me: [still on couch, no one talks to me]
20 more mins later
me:
me:
me: ah
me: i guess i'll
me: [takes out phone]
family: aH THERE THEY GO ON THIER PHONE WHY DONT YOU SPEND TINE WITH YOUR FANILY GOD KIDS THESE DAYS WITH THEIR HANDS GLUED TO THIER PHONES WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ON YOUR PHONE STOP IT SO WE CAN T A LK TO YOU
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If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of shit as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all fucking stupid. Sorry not sorry.
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The language of love letters is the same as suicide notes.
Courtney Love (via observando)
wait isnt courtney love a pornstar cool
(via attract)
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dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
me: *takes sip*
me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started
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when bae flirts with you but you’re saving your virginity for the lord
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I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard.
Tupac (via intractably)
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