if someone commented "mommy? sorry" on a picture or video of me i'd be like oh yeah you're about to be
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Every time I get groceries Iâm always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said âimagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said âactually this is a bit more than what I owe youââ
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iâve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call âthe flavorâ because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like âthereâs a taste here. you are experiencing a flavorâ but when you go to open the door thereâs no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. itâs the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.
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Iâm doing hot girl shit. *stares at the dark in my room with no thoughts like a blood-sniffing shark*
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one day some of you will actually go outside and go to pride and youâre going to meet old black queens who refers to themselves as femme, youâll meet people from small towns who still use the word transsexual, youâll see that your local activist organization set up a stall about your local LGBT history that includes leather barâs history, youâll see lesbians in groups refer to themselves as âguysâ and âboysâ, youâll see someone with breasts and pasties and little else have âhe / himâ painted on his chest, and youâll be so caught up with your terminally online attitude that instead of appreciating the wide diversity of people who exist in the LGBT community who are brave enough to share themselves youâll just be formulating posts and tweets in your head for when get home about how âproblematicâ it all was and itâs honestly tragic
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corporations trying to profit off of queer people by showing their support for only one month of the year is bad
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itâs fun to watch conservatives get pissed that they canât shop at target anymore because the big bad rainbows will corrupt their children :(
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the existence of rainbow capitalism in the first place proves that society is now in a place where supporting queer people is the more profitable and thus more popular opinion and that means something
are all viewpoints that can absolutely coexist
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there are no universal afab/amab experiences and there is no experience of gender that is not racialized
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I donât wanna live in a society I wanna sit in a test chamber and respond to stimuli
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THIS PICTURE JUST MADE MY LIFE.
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The perfect spot
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you know what
aces your attorney
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