you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police
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i shouldnt be at the club i should be at a monastery. illuminating texts and shit
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guiding light
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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying
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William Etty - Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828-30)
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!
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brutalist strap on
rococo strap on
art deco strap on
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Ive got the strap on and Im writing beautiful poetry about resilience
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I go one day extra off my t shot and I start yearning like a woman again. It's not something that can be expunged. I need to feel
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genuinely thought that the “t” in “tgirl” meant “testosterone” when i first saw the term and i was like “hell yeah girls with the ‘rone… kinda awesome”
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