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friend shaped critters

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grown men will throw fits about how they face sooo much rejection and women would never get it meanwhile me and the girls who were even just like average or a lil ugly at like 12 years old were being treated like we were subhuman by peers and adults alike

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eurydice - sarah ruhl

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"It's so fucked up women have to do sex work to survive" so trueee it's so fucked up we live in a capitalist society where you need to do work you don't want to do just to be alive. I'm so glad we're talking about ALL the jobs that are forced onto people, especially women, that are full of harassment. Thank God we're not just focusing on jobs that are already heavily stigmatized and shaming women for doing what's necessary to survive, even though every single person has to do that but for some reason it's immoral when it's a stripper instead of a fast food employee

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Based off two real customers I had lol

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Let’s ride!

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plea and ending.

kawoshin

insta ; @windsaor

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maybe I really was born to meet you

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neon genesis evangelion (yoshiyuki sadamoto, 1995)

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the sheer number of meme formats that are just *random dig at women to establish joke structure* *joke that could've stood up fine on its own*

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pink in the night

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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

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Due to the popularity of Sole Survivors who knew/were in the orbit of Human Nick pre-war, I'm really enamored with a version that counters Nick's whole existential crisis over how much of him is his own person and how much is Human Nick's leftovers with "You're you, trust me. I knew Nick Valentine, I couldn't fucking stand that guy."

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work is so fucking dull this week that its causing me to draw and think about things i would normally never consider. like i do not like five nights at freddys i have not thought about those games since 2015 and all further series knowledge has just been absorbed through cultural osmosis. yet ive drawn nothing but the rabbit one in my notebook all day.

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my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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