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Hightower Clash

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making one of those "why i left the left" grifter videos but it's increasingly obvious i was exclusively hanging out with people who draw che guevara and fidel castro getting eachother pregnant and have based my entire conception of communism off of that

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Old Man

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Hey what's up

Dracula Flow posting is so fun

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imagining a metal concert where a mosh pit starts and the vocalist is like woah woah hold up stop the music what are you all doing what the hell has gotten into you

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You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.

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This is my restaurant. We serve cheeseburgers. None of that New York Tokyo truffles and gold flake crap. We make what I say we make, and we serve it to you. Want mushrooms on your burger? Too crappin’ bad. Meat patty, grilled onions, and American cheese, on a bun. Plain. This ain’t some Paris France crap. This is my restaurant.

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white people when there's dinner at the function

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ive got nothing new to say i should be shot