take his ass to margaritaville
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Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku
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Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?
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"women are my favorite guy" is the phrase of the summer imo
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i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
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having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself
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choose your fighter
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