cowpokeredeemed
cowpokeredeemed
Sometimes You Break A Finger On The Upper Hand
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I think you got me confused with a better man
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cowpokeredeemed · 4 hours ago
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cowpokeredeemed · 4 hours ago
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They omit the rhyming word that’s the other half of the phrase and I suppose it’s a way to sound clever but it sounds retarded
What in the actual hell is Cockney rhyming slang?
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cowpokeredeemed · 5 hours ago
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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.
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cowpokeredeemed · 13 hours ago
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cowpokeredeemed · 16 hours ago
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It’s the caveman/little freak dichotomy all drummers fall into in a way
Metal drummers are either skinny as a rail, or giant beefcake gym rats. There is no in between. They both beat the shit out of the skins.
How
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cowpokeredeemed · 16 hours ago
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trans girl who wears the same jacket everywhere because she thinks it makes her look cool and hot and will attract lesbians
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cowpokeredeemed · 17 hours ago
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KILLING A HOSTAGE
Sometimes in life you just gotta pick yourself up, dust yourself off, say I’m gonna kill myself, and move on
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cowpokeredeemed · 1 day ago
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Hungarian Sleep Experiment
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cowpokeredeemed · 1 day ago
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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
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cowpokeredeemed · 2 days ago
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For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.
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cowpokeredeemed · 2 days ago
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cowpokeredeemed · 2 days ago
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I understand that the term gacha is an onomatopoeia for the sound of a gumball machine crank, but the fact that it is literally just "gotcha" is so on the nose it feels like satire
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cowpokeredeemed · 2 days ago
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definitely top 10 image. like every day we are given so many opportunities to use it. unreal mileage. timeless
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cowpokeredeemed · 2 days ago
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cowpokeredeemed · 2 days ago
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My mutuals
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I thought they were called Conquistadors
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cowpokeredeemed · 2 days ago
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