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wait kids need ai to make their favorite characters talk??? they can't just do that in their heads normal style?? what happened to making your favorite characters kiss by making little videos in your head and projecting it into your psyche cinema style before bedtime

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forever thinking of the unreleased scene between arwen and legolas

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Highkey he fuckin sucks but☝️ he has a sick fit and is good at killin zombies. What more could you want out of a man.

Wake up babe, new DILF-y ranger type white boy just dropped!!

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Go see 28 Years Later if you have a good relationship with your mom, a bad relationship with your dad, think zombies are cool, or want to see a lot of dirty penis in 1s intervals (including a 10" beast on Samson)

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Wake up babe, new DILF-y ranger type white boy just dropped!!

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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The Force: bad things are gonna happen

Jedi: ????? What bad things

The Force: watch out

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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doomed yaoi was invented in 2004 when they made those two guys get locked up together in a room in that one movie

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You know that's right 😏

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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Arwen my tall queen <3

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Hey imagine having a garden separated from the street by a high wall, and then building a ramp to your garden with a cat door at human head level, both at just the right height so your dog can peer outside without bothering anyone.

This way, the dog can safely observe the world outside and judge everyone without any risk of someone getting out or in. And why would you want the cat flap on human head level? Simple. Anubis mural.