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mac is objectively the funniest iasip character because he does everything the gang does but he earnestly genuinely 100% believes he’s going to heaven for it

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tomny

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cooper mulder sketch

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did you know i'm normal about the x files. anyway 2 minute long msr fancam

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CHAPPELL ROAN | "Naked in Manhattan" @ Reading Festival (8/22/25)

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i love when media really wants their secret agency/superhero team/etc to have an acronym name so they just slap words together. like does Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate mean. anything. no. but it spells shield and that sounds cool. i gotta respect it. its kids next door kinda logic.

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Truly,,, it is a misnomer. Art does not deserve this, but I cannot stop myself. He has such a good voice and is absolutely carrying his weight, but Finnerty just used it as a verb so well and it burrowed its way into my brain forever.

I've been calling the action of men letting their wives carry kids + bags while they do nothing "garfunkeling", which is a term coined by Pat Finnerty in his little stinkers about locash (formerly locash cowboys) wherein one man of a duo does nothing but sing while the other plays the guitar and sings back up. It feels like such a perfect way to describe one half of a partnership who does much less than the other half. As a word, it has similar vibes to 'befuddled' or 'buffon' and other such silly yet negative words that really nails how dumb and disrespectful men who make their wives do everything are.

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11:30 for "Garfunkeled", but really just watch the whole thing

I've been calling the action of men letting their wives carry kids + bags while they do nothing "garfunkeling", which is a term coined by Pat Finnerty in his little stinkers about locash (formerly locash cowboys) wherein one man of a duo does nothing but sing while the other plays the guitar and sings back up. It feels like such a perfect way to describe one half of a partnership who does much less than the other half. As a word, it has similar vibes to 'befuddled' or 'buffon' and other such silly yet negative words that really nails how dumb and disrespectful men who make their wives do everything are.

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I've been calling the action of men letting their wives carry kids + bags while they do nothing "garfunkeling", which is a term coined by Pat Finnerty in his little stinkers about locash (formerly locash cowboys) wherein one man of a duo does nothing but sing while the other plays the guitar and sings back up. It feels like such a perfect way to describe one half of a partnership who does much less than the other half. As a word, it has similar vibes to 'befuddled' or 'buffon' and other such silly yet negative words that really nails how dumb and disrespectful men who make their wives do everything are.

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Character with little to no empathy being a good person will always be more interesting than them being a bad person

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marc antony serves so much cunt that no one in 3000 years has been able to match

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Guys, it got so much freaking worse. KOSA is bad, but SCREEN is even worse, somehow.

"Sen. Mike Lee has introduced the SCREEN ACT, a bill that applies the "harmful to minors" standard used to ban LGBTQ+ books and resources in schools and libraries and apply it nationally to the internet.

Any site that has any amount of material "harmful to minors" would be forced to employ surveillance tech (biometric scans, ID uploads, background checks) to prevent minors from accessing "pornography."

You will not be surprised to learn that this is backed by the Heritage Foundation.

Unlike some of the state age-verification laws, many of which are being challenged in court, SC will be enforced by the FTC, which has the ability to levy fines, raid business and freeze bank accounts. Yes, meaning that even non-for-profits like Ao3 will suffer.

This is something for all US users to keep on their radar. Call your reps, call your senators, and spread the word to protect our archive!"

- When talking with Republicans play up the fact that this would force Elon to implement age verification systems on X (yes do call it X during the call). Elon's been threatening to primary Republicans who stand in his way so there's fear of him. Also play up concerns about "Liberals" doxxing people or Chinese hackers.

- When talking with Democrats, play up the connections to Project 2025 and suggest voters will not be happy to see Democrats siding with it.

Republicans:

Ted Cruz, Texas (Chairman) - Phone: (202) 224-5922

John Thune, South Dakota - Phone: (202) 224-2321

Roger Wicker, Mississippi - Phone: (202) 224-6253

Deb Fischer, Nebraska - Phone: (202) 224-6551

Jerry Moran, Kansas - Phone: (202) 224-6521

Dan Sullivan, Alaska - Phone: (202) 224-3004

Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee - Phone: (202) 224-3344

Todd Young, Indiana - Phone: (202) 224-5623

Ted Budd, North Carolina - (202) 224-3154

Eric Schmitt, Missouri - (202) 224-5721

John Curtis, Utah - Phone: (202) 224-5251

Bernie Moreno, Ohio - Phone: 202-224-2315

Tim Sheehy, Montana - Phone: (202) 224-2644

Shelley Moore Capito, West Virginia - Phone: (202) 224-6472

Cynthia Lummis, Wyoming - Phone: (202) 224-3424

Democrats:

Maria Cantwell, Washington (Ranking Member) - Phone: (202) 224-3441

Amy Klobuchar, Minnesota - Phone: (202) 224-3244

Brian Schatz, Hawaii - Phone: (202) 224-3934

Ed Markey, Massachusetts - Phone: (202) 224-2742

Gary Peters, Michigan - Phone: (202) 224-6221

Tammy Baldwin, Wisconsin - Phone: (202) 224-5653

Tammy Duckworth, Illinois - Phone: (202) 224-2854

Jacky Rosen, Nevada - Phone: (202) 224-6244

Ben Ray Luján, New Mexico - Phone: (202) 224-6621

John Hickenlooper, Colorado - Phone: (202) 224-5941

John Fetterman, Pennsylvania - Phone: (202) 224-4254

Andy Kim, New Jersey - Phone: (202) 224-4744

Lisa Blunt Rochester, Delaware - Phone: (202) 224-2441

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Hi, my name is [], and I am one of Senator []’s constituents. I live in [city, zip code - leave your full address if leaving a voicemail].

I am calling in regards to a bill that was recently introduced in the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transport: the SCREEN act.

I am asking Senator [] to either take no action or vote against this bill because of its implications for freedom of speech. [insert one of the other concerns listed above]. Thank you for your time and for listening to my concerns.

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I've been super invested in the Age of Scorpius drama, and I looked up the listing on Goodreads. Good lord...

How can you be that cocky and have this many errors in the SYNOPSIS?? Girliepop, what is going on?? What are these fucking sentences?? Do we not have spell check turned on?

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Tim

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YURIMAKER!!!!

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let me hit it (as a bonding activity) PEACEMAKER