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can i have 15 minutes of your time and $50,000 of your cash
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I will be implementing DEI initiatives throughout the kingdom to make all of the knights transgender.
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women should be allowed to manifest tendrils
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Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.
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sun tzu once said "wwwwwwwwwwsswssswwwsssadasdsdasdsa" because he forgot he left the in-game chat box open and tried to move
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Marlene Dietrich at the recording studios of Columbia Records, New York, 1952
📷Eve Arnold
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The Old Magic persists because nobody remembers how to turn it off.
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bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music
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Been getting really into orange juice lately
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sometimes I’ll lead a horse by the halter and for just a minute her cheek will rest against the back of my hand and it will be warm against my skin and for that minute I remember that we are alive and we are here together and this is why I do it
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By the highway, out on the edge of town
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