coyotes-grin
coyotes-grin
Probably Not A Furry
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  Just an old-school geek.  Male - he/him.  Into all things gaming, philosophy/religion, horror, music, other stuff.  Straight-edge.  Strangely yet fiercely protective of the Leonard Cohen version of "Hallelujah."  Constantly examining and questioning my values, sexuality, and basic identity as a (maybe) human being.
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coyotes-grin · 6 days ago
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seven nights of carnal passion in my lean-to
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Pero buatefack
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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent
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coyotes-grin · 6 days ago
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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr
this is my house?
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coyotes-grin · 6 days ago
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Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.
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coyotes-grin · 6 days ago
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YOUNG MAN!
There's no need to feel down,
I MEAN YOUNG THEY!
I forgot your pronoun,
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coyotes-grin · 6 days ago
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Not to be absolutely unhinged but I think that if I buy enough tiny plastic tubs to continue breaking down every possession I own into discrete categories then eventually I will live in a home where I don't constantly have a large pile of completely miscellaneous nicknacks in the middle of the floor constantly and forever until I die
Current box count is 56
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coyotes-grin · 6 days ago
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Behold: a cat (probably).
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No way
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My tiny mind blown
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coyotes-grin · 9 days ago
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my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities
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coyotes-grin · 13 days ago
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le miserable. there's just one of him
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coyotes-grin · 13 days ago
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David Rodriguez Tovar. "The Thrill, The Fear, The Hope"
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