cozmicclockwork

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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everyone on tiktok is arguing about whether trans men are allowed to identify as lesbians and whenever you point out that we have much bigger issues theyre like "well you can care about more than one thing" but trans men being lesbians isnt fucking killing people now is it

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

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I'm not going to question why anyone thought iran was in moscow but what's with the random dots in the middle of the ocean

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giving back to the community by being a woman with nipples visible through my shirt

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

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reblog to slap prevs thick juicy ass in public

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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Something I’ve learned from the rediculous discourse on this website is that a surprising amount of people don’t see forced invisibility as a valid form of oppression.

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when americas current president was first elected in 2016 i was so sick with despair and anxiety about the situation i couldn’t even say his name without feeling Bad. and now in 2025 i have to go around my apartment doing the worlds worst Trump impression to myself saying shit like “Chernobyl shouldn’t have dropped a penny in their toaster. creepy losers” because its somehow just barely fending off the looming insanity

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This is like when plantation owner’s sons got to be officers in the reb army

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby