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Scar and Mumbo like movies that the other hermits don’t expect them to. Mumbo is really into action movies while Scar really likes romance. The problem, when they watch movies together (which they do very often) they can’t agree on one as they don’t agree with eachother.

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No idea if something like this has already been done, but Mumbo occasionally eats redstone. He claims he doesn’t but sometimes hermits just walk in on him zoning out and covered in red.

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Jellie has been leading a raid all season with Katy Bee and Mr Finnegan and various other cats on the server to steal all the fish from Grian’s Chamber of Sea Critters. Scar has not noticed, Grian has not noticed, the only hermit who has noticed is Gem, who thinks it’s hilarious and is not going to tell her neighbors what those cats have been doing.

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Photographer Debbie Parker captured this lightning strike in West Virginia. - Author: sco-go

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Alright, that's it.

I am done spending my money to buy us food as a treat -instead of cooking- because inevitably something is wrong with his food and it's my fault cuz I ordered wrong and I'm tired of the little mini passive aggressive "no it's fine" tantrums he throws.

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Almost everyone knows that Grian has history with The Watchers, and that Martyn has some sort of situation with The Listeners, but Etho is the only one who knows about The Scriptwriters.

The Scriptwriters are a group of ten immortal beings who spectate Etho’s let’s play world, and, as the name suggests, sometimes they’ll leave him scripts.

They’re actually pretty benevolent, and Etho is basically their “special little guy”. Not all of Etho’s let’s play things are scripted, but he does appreciate the suggestions whenever he needs to think of something to do.

The Scriptwriters’ scripts are mostly just suggestions, and they’ll stick to watching Etho even if he doesn’t follow them.

Etho is the only one who’s aware of their existence, but for the most part he doesn’t acknowledge them outside of reading the scripts. They’re pretty fine with this, and they’ve never actually interacted with Etho directly.

Some of them get worried when Etho’s not around for a while, but even then they don’t really wander outside of their little dimension, and they’re automatically blocked from Hermitcraft due to not being on the whitelist.

There’s only been one time that something went wrong with their scripts, but they don’t discuss it and Etho doesn’t acknowledge it anymore (*cough cough* Etho 404 *cough cough*).

The Scriptwriters don’t have proper names, instead going by One, Two, Three, and so on. One is in charge, since they’re the oldest, and they’re almost like a little family.

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Joe hills is the wretched abyss from Skyrim but due to this universe being very different he must take the form of a man from Tennessee

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Grian has “tested” certain life series gimmicks on the hermitcraft server before. By “tested” I don’t actually mean tested because most of these took place after the season/session because he didn’t want to spoil the surprise. He just annoys his friends with life series gimmicks. He made everyone have soulmate pairs, gave them all a secret task that benefitted him specifically (like “buy out one of the items at Grian’s shop” or “list 5 things you like about Grian” ) for the promise of goodies. They did not get any goodies. He unleashed snails upon the server with cyan and pink snail as the ringleaders. (He had to end that one early because certain hermits (doc, cub, and zed) were doing crazy experiments on them) he made it so you could eat random blocks for random effects but normal food still worked like normal food so no one realized until a: the redstoners ate redstone and something weird happened or b: they saw Grian levitating above them with nothing but dirt in his hand

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Scar would be immune to poison. He’s eaten so much of it that it’s just no longer a threat to his life… not saying he won’t get side effects. One day he ate some bird berries (those small red ones that aren’t poisonous to birds but are to humans) and was walking around like he was drunk. Everyone was slightly concerned till he said he ate the bird berries and Cleo had to yell at Bdubs to not eat them aswell.

Note to Xisuma - Scar is immune to poison, Bdubs is not.

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I’m opening emergency commissions! I know I don’t have a big following on here but I’m posting here anyway $10 for a drawing like this! PayPal only. Message me if you’re interested

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lake wants to kill and gnash and gnash my bones I think

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Pearl H A T E S when people leave trash lying around, so she has clearly labelled garbage cans in every room of her base. Some of the hermits tried pranking her by piling stuff around them but stopped when they saw how genuinely distressed it made her.

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spider prince merch fae who is like painstakingly copying a portrait of v over and over to . I guess not sell.? I forgot capitalism isn’t everywhere

fae use a trade and barter economy. he's swapping hot topic-looking celeb merch for jars of honey made of moonlight and edible flowers that fill your stomach for a week

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Joe isn't a mage

He's a magician

While both mages and magicians have some similarities, there is one key difference.

Cleo and Zedaph are both mages. They both have mage stones that are linked to their soul power, causing magical bursts based on the gem type.

Magicians don't have soul power links to mage stones or any magical items. Much like wizards, they use knowledge to make things happen. Unlike wizardry, they use tomes and other magical objects rather than potions.

Joe calls himself the only true magician, in a world full of magicians who are just glorified conmen.

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(c!)Grian is still the creator of the Life Series in-universe, as the Watcher in charge of the games. His friends' heightened emotions during the games make for a fantastic food source - his key feeding grounds, in fact.

To him, it's a necessary evil. He needs to feed on emotions to be able to maintain his preferred, 'normal' form. Without sustenance, he will gradually wilt into an eldritch horror still capable of affecting the world around him, but unable to feel anything.

Not the world around him; the warmth of the sunshine, nor the wind against his face. Nor any emotions; the love he has for his friends disappearing, the happiness, anger and grief of his memories fading into just blank acknowledgement that they ever happened. The people and world he holds so dear to him become nothing more than toys in a toybox. It's a frightening thing to be aware of.

He never wants that to happen. It had, once, during S8; unable to quell the sheer numbness and boredom that seemed to slowly consume him after the high from 3rd Life wore off, he didn't think much of causing a cataclysm just to shake things up a little, see his friends' reactions, have some fun... and that was how Moon Big happened. (Last Life was a last-ditch attempt initiated by the rest of Boatem to get him back to his senses.)

Understandably, he wanted to make sure he was always well-fed from that point on... which means more death games for everyone. Unfortunately, emotions are also an addiction for Watchers, so the more they feed, the more their hunger grows, and they need to feed more often, leading to a reinforcing loop.

The 'silver lining', if it can be called that, is that his friends involved in the games are all aware of his motive and needs, and all consented to it. The games are actually pretty fun anyway, and it's helping someone who is otherwise a great friend out, so it's a win-win situation.

Still, they're trying to work on a way to break, or at least manage the emotion addiction. It's not healthy for him, and there's a very real possibility it could get worse. It was once possible for him to exist among his friends without needing to cultivate and harvest emotions to feed on, and that was the long stretch from S6-S7. He's still trying to go back to... however he was doing it back then.

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Joel has the biggest collection of teas. British teas, Asian teas, he has every single tea you could possibly think of. Many hermits have tried to find a tea that Joel does not have but none of them have succeeded.

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