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my names evil wizard and i like to hex

plus i—*notices the content rating on the post* ah fuck

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EXTREMELY rare w from the uk media

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main cast of succession in interviews: yeah i’ve really loved getting to delve into this character and working with all these incredible people, this show is just so amazing and i’m so sad to be leaving

supporting cast of succession in interviews: oh my character? gay. really fuckin gay. me and the 20 year olds who make taylor swift edits on twitter decided so

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When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg

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s is for slug

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it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

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“don’t go where i can’t follow” is literally the most romantic thing anyone has ever said. it’s like. i’ll let you bring me anywhere—far from home, far from the places and people i love, so long as you stay with me. i’ll let you walk into danger and through hell, but i will not let you go where i can’t go with you. that is where i draw the line. 

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i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE

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why does the chain by fleetwood mac go so hard there's no beat drop or anything just a guitar/bass instrumental and lyrics that absolutely fuck

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cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

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So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.

Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!

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Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

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I think this is an incredibly important video to watch

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