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There are so many faces: those who are dear, those who make you feel guilty and the one who left a scar across your entire lifeline.
#I am so normal about them I swear#just ugh kill me pls they’re at their best when they’re fucked up like this#I bet that no matter how the years pass there’s still a part of Chris that remembers Wesker calling him his best man#both before the betrayal AND AFTER IN CV#REASON NUMBER 21 OF ‘WHY WE NEED A GODDAMN CV/CVX REMAKE’#CAPCOM PLS I AM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES#resident evil#chris redfield#albert wesker#chrisker
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blorbo doesn't cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i'm a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it
#literally me with Wesker#why do you think my tag for him is My Pitiful Cringefail Husband#Wesker you’re pitiful (affectionate)
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CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE FACT CHRIS HAS HIS FINGER ON THE TRIGGER AND WESKER DOESN'T, AND NEITHER OF THEM SHOOT?! WHEN THE ENTIRE GAME COULD'VE ENDED RIGHT THERE?!
there's something so ridiculously intimate about admiring your captain who accepted you into the newly founded special tactics and rescue service (known as s.t.a.r.s) despite being discharged from the air force due to misconduct,, then having him study you and take notes on your abilities,,, make it known on numerous occasions how proud he is of you,, and then when his evil plan is revealed way later, instead of killing you he goes on a nerdy rant about how much he likes tyrants and gets impaled infront of you only to be revealed alive four games later and choke you in a leather suit
(also kind of crazy how his first line of dialogue was chris and his last word was also chris)
#THEY’RE SO FUCKING GAY YOUR HONOR#this is why they’ve lived in my head rent free for the last 10 years#chrisker#chris redfield#albert wesker#re5#re1#my pitiful cringefail husband
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How, um, sweet?
Thought I might try planning some traditional comic page layouts on some more Resident Evil spam!
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I desperately need capcom to officially comment on that picture. I do not buy it's just an Easter egg at all.
#albert wesker#rebecca chambers#resident evil#legit my favorite interpretation of Wesker and Rebecca’s relationship#there’s so little to go off of besides the presence of the photo in his desk but like#which REALLY DOESN’T PAINT A GOOD IMAGE OF THE DUDE CONSIDERING HOW YOUNG MS MULLER WAS AND HOW YOUNG EXCELLA WAS#but I adore the interpretation that he shot Rebecca point blank because it was in his mind the nicest thing he could do#instead of letting a teenager be torn to ribbons by what he thought was the ultimate life form he just shoots her so she won’t suffer
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On the one hand Wesker 100% groomed Excella for 6 years and is clearly manipulating her for everything she’s got throughout RE5
On the other hand, the very concept of a 26-year old CEO with what is functionally a 49-year old DILF sugar baby going through his midlife crisis is absolutely hilarious and needs to be explored further
#I’m so glad they made Excella the CEO instead of a secretary because that shit is so funny#albert wesker#resident evil 5#excella gionne#my pitiful cringefail husband
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Rekka in Hi-Fi Rush (dev. Tango Gameworks)
#I love Rekka so fucking much you have no idea#Misty Lee fucking crushed it with her#hi-fi rush#hi fi rush rekka
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ALBERT WESKER & EXCELLA GIONNE
resident evil 5, 2009
#Excella and her 49 year old sugar baby#albert wesker#re5#excella gionne#resident evil#my pitiful cringefail husband
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Them ai voice videos are so stupid, I love them so much.
#resident evil#chris redfield#albert wesker#leon kennedy#ethan winters#wesker and friends#my pitiful cringefail husband
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i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not
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well
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frog and cranberries it must be fall
Frog and cranberries it must be fall.
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Ow the edge
#WITCH LEON WITCH LEON WITCH LEON#look I see witch leon I reblog witch leon#left 4 dead#leon kennedy#resident evil
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#honestly I think the reason Mia gets hate sometimes is because we’re not introduced to her being a girlboss#Alexia Ashford? first thing she does as an adult is bitchslap Wesker#Lady Dimitrescu? first exposure to her was the trailer for Village#Alex Wesker? Constantly quoting Kafka at you#Hell even Excella looks like she stepped out of a Gucci store and her first appearance on screen has her attempting to rizz up Wesker#You see what I mean?#Mia on the other hand? Introduced as a damsel in distress. We don’t get to see the girlboss behavior until her segment#And then she kinda gets screwed over as a character in Village#Mia Winters deserved better that’s all I’m gonna say
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Did you know that in scarlet and violet, wild mareep won’t engage you, they’ll just slowly get closer to you and stare at you with them big old eyes
My record is 6 mareep in a semi-circle around me
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it's 3am and I'm posting Halsin covered in honey please save me
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#on the one hand? hot#on the other DO NOT WASTE HONEY#THOSE BEES WORKED REAL HARD#halsin#bg3#bg3 halsin
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