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I'm probably starting another blog, and Ill reblog this post onto it bc this one is So Wild, but a lot of the posts I want to stay up.

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All this talk of “blowing up the death star” is going to alienate moderates. We should try to work on incrementally shifting the Empire’s goals from “blow up Aldaraan” to something more moderate like “blow up Tattooine”

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bi women who lean more towards men r literally so strong this isn't even a joke the biphobia they face for literally no reason is fucking crazy

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a niche character trope i like is the person who is nice, a good person and acts well adjusted, then they do something where it’s like. oh you’re secretly a little bit insane actually

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why aren’t all mugs microwave safe. grow up.

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they’ve finally reached the “go outside” stage. nature is healing

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i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so

since it’s That Time of Year again, i’m just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic

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when grimes removed “anti-imperialist” from her twitter bio.

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there are so many well-written and in-depth arguments against for-profit healthcare and literally none of them are as good as this one youtube comment

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This is old-- but I'll post it here anyway.

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favorite will wood thing:

when he replaces the line “when did I become afraid of the dark” with “when did I become afraid of the 𝒿𝒶𝓏𝓏, 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎” at shows

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if i had a nickel for every time two of my favorite musical artists had some form of “dot your t’s and cross your i’s” in their song, i’d have two nickels, but it’s weird that it happened twice

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will "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" wood

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if will wood & neil cicierega collaborated on an album, i would have enough fuel to exist in a manic state for approx. 10,000 years completely uninhibited