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you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda

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many would say that whispy woods or king dedede are the most iconic recurring obstacle in kirby. i disagree. it's actually this

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

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completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

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Seeing as how the Big Beautiful Bill just passed, here's are some websites that offer discounts on medications:

- GoodRx

- SingleCare

- Pharmacy Checker

- WellRx - this one compares prices across different pharmacies

- Cost Plus - thanks to @thedamnqueenofhell for suggesting!

Stay safe, everyone. Things are about to get much, much worse in the US.

EDIT: if you're worried about doctor/therapy appointments, see if there's a sliding scale clinic near you (and ask your therapist if they offer sliding scale prices)

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found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.

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working class

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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

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Bushveld Rain Frog (Breviceps adspersus), family Brevicipitidae, Phirining, found in southern Africa

photograph by Pete Oxford

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i'm sharon

most folks call me a witch

i wield the orbis

a levitating sphere loaded with runes

that unleash powerful magic

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“Black kitty with her lucky sock”

(via)

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Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

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俺様のしっぽは俺様のものだ。

My excellent tail belongs to me alone.