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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields
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Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you
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I ❤️ ISOLATING MYSELF
46893736525263 RELATIONSHIPS RUINED
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Here we go again... On today's menu, rice noodles and yuu- I mean shrimps !
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Rough sketch. Thinking about upcoming birthday Ortho sleepwear. What if he got a visor to act as an eye mask? And it also has a digital clock display? Maybe I should add it, also got pixeled eye emoji features
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anxiety has you googling shit like can I check books out at the library
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damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person
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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
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what are you even supposed to do when youre angry. cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now
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