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I start with P and end with ORN what am I?

PRONGHORN

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When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.

At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.

Ranthambore National Park, India Photograph taken via camera trap

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the scary ghoul grabber hasnt touched me in weeks. What did i do wrong? 😖

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Minion tampons feasting on Zoobe Bunny's carcass

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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fuck off

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strong as fuck ice mummy

vs

chill as fuck summer mummy

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the summoning

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THINGS I'D DO IF I HAD A PENIS (UPDATED):

- GET IT STUCK IN THE VCR

- UPLOAD PICS OF IT TO CHESS.COM

- PEE POEMS INTO THE FRESHLY FALLEN SNOW IN BEAUTIFUL LOOPING CURSIVE

- SEE IF ME AND SOMEBODY ELSE WITH A PENIS CAN USE OUR BONERS AS DOWSING RODS TO LOCATE BODIES OF WATER (WILL HAVE TO PAINFULLY BREAK OUR BONERS INTO L SHAPES)

- SEE IF I AM INTO HAVING MY BONER PAINFULLY BROKEN INTO AN L SHAPE (SEXUALLY)

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Next viral tumblr blorbo: giant old as fuck tadpole

“LIKE” to vote for Old As Fuck Tadpole

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On this blog we are anti:

transcendence

enlightenment

inner peace

Everyone is a discrete individual SELF. Ego death is an ILLUSION. The DMT elves are figments of your imagination and meditation is just sitting there.

On this blog we are pro:

inner monologue

self-criticism

dukkha

Striving and struggling in pursuit of what you want is GOOD. Material attachments make LIFE WORTH LIVING. The physical world is ALL THERE IS. Having an identity is PRETTY COOL ACTUALLY.

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is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

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Like my blog or whatever idc

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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty